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mastercalling by athony--->smosh October 1, 2011
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Mastercating
I walked in to see my boyfriend mastercating while drinking a slurpee and eating nachos. He is a multi tasker!!
Mastercating by Amawee21 May 16, 2016
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Mastercating
Guy 1: ( Clap Clap Clap Clap )
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.
Guy 2: Dude what are u doing?!?!?
Guy 1: Dude it's okay im just mastercating!
Guy 2: Masterbating!?!?
Guy 1: No no Mastercating! Im just pretending to masterbate.
Mastercating by Big Pimpin69 November 3, 2011
Mastercaking
Mastercaking by Dk25 May 11, 2013
Masturballing
Masturballing by GuiltyIncest April 24, 2014
masterbawling
1. The act of masturbating while overly upset.
2. Reaching orgasm while ugly crying.
3. The current head of the Bawling family.
2. Reaching orgasm while ugly crying.
3. The current head of the Bawling family.
Having had many adult beverages and feeling very sad, Phil began masterbawling to a particularly attractive P4P on The Dirty. masturbate bawling
masterbawling by PhilPerrier September 1, 2015
Fleg
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.
The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.