Maspot 

When a theme park mascot goes behind a building ,takes his/her mask off and smokes weed.

Johnson:What's Elmo doing?
Alex:He's having a quick maspot.

Maspot by Scrubwrecker January 24, 2017

Malpotusment

Malpotusement: A bad Presidential Administration. Mal in French is (bad) and the rest is easy to figure out.

Four years of malpotusment is long enough, but eight years of malpotusment is unfair punishment for everyone.

Malpotusment exists whenever the administration in government does not serve in the best interest and welfare of the majority of US citizens.

Malpotusment by Doublebogey August 24, 2006

MAPOTI 

Acronym coined by Ryan Higa for "most annoying people on the Internet." Pronounced mah-POH-tee.

These people may include: the overly used acronyms guy, the attention whore, the hater/troll, the overused sayings person, the overly deep person, the hash tagger, the food photographer, the unrelated captions girl, the trying too hard guy, the not enough information person that makes posts about their current situation but doesn't want to talk about it when you ask them person, the wannabe rapper, the grammar Nazi, everyone on MySpace, or that one guy that always complains about others.

Example 1

Mary: Dentistry school was tough, but I finally graduated!

Jane: Dentistry school isn't even hard, you fucking idiot. Get a real job.

MAPOTI

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Example 2

Ryan: Wow...you expect me to forgive you? It's people like you that make me hate the world!

Wayne: What happened? Are you okay?

Ryan: I don't want to talk about it.

MAPOTI

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Example 3

Carl: YOLO SWAG GANGSTA4LYFE BRO

MAPOTI

MAPOTI by RACiE March 1, 2013

Mascotting 

v. Mascot ing: 1. the act of performing portraying or being a mascot. 2. The Carrier or occupation of playing frequent or multiple mascots

I was mascotting today when a fly ball hit me in the head and knocked me off the dugout.

How does one go about pursuing a career in mascotting? (appeared on a Red Robin table top promotion in the summer of 2007)

Mascotting by Adam Bonner May 1, 2008

Masotted 

Masotted: /mɑzɒtɪd/ used in a passive condition i.e. "To be masotted" or "get masotted"
Means to be remembered of being fooled by a stupid but autoritarian and inept old Professor particularly if he teaches Biochemistry at university and is paid in excess for that.

The action implies that the object of being masotted did suffer a considerable damage, both at an academic and psycological level.

The masotted one: “hey you’re stupid, I’m totally right on this!”
The asshole friend: “M-A-S-O-T-..”
The masotted one: "FFFFUUUUUUUU!!!”

Masotted by Ignorant country boy October 30, 2010

MAPOTI 

"Most Annoying People On The Internet" as defined by YouTube sensation NigaHiga.

Marsuple: "Chelsey instagrams literally every meal she eats."
Razben: "She's such a MAPOTI."

MAPOTI by janette339 February 28, 2013

Freelance Mascot 

A definition that’s been the word of the day for a few days now. This fact is very worrying. The actual definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ is ‘ A fun way to say furry!’.

Person 1: Hey, have you checked Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: Yeah, the same definition of ‘Freelance Mascot’ has been word of the day since the start of this week!

Freelance Mascot by NougatNewt March 23, 2022