A nigga from the 4th that pisses gold by accident. Can slap someone through a wall and will always hear you, and is still horny. Fairly certain some people owe him money or a handjob. Master of the five-finger discount and will always know the ending of the story before it's read. Has his PHD in indiscreet street hagglin, and is more effective at stopping stains than RESOLVE™ is. Amazing at rapping, and never asked for a promotion. "Pleasure's all mine, I ain't mad at y'all. Clear advantage like playing paddle ball on Adderall". Would rather talk shit to ghosts instead of studying for exams.

"I wish i was like marcus khoury, bitcoin would've made me a millionaire and coivd would've never have happened"
"right?"
"What?"

Marcus Khoury by FleshAutomatonOpVIANeuros October 26, 2022

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Marcus Kurzinski

A player who thinks he is hot shit.
Someone who cheats on every girlfriend, and lies about it.
A guy that girls regret dating after.

"Hey did you hear Marcus Kurzinski cheated on his girlfriend?"
"Ew look at Marcus Kurzinski, why did you ever date him?"
"So last night I was talking to Marcus Kurzinski..and he lied to me again."

Marcus Kurzinski by TheBitchhhh December 31, 2011

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