Markus-K
Mini Hitler from Austria.
Bed pusher.
Hates Pakistanis that have a name beginning with Z and ending with A.
Bed pusher.
Hates Pakistanis that have a name beginning with Z and ending with A.
Markus-K by Melon-Head May 19, 2024
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Markus Kmitus
Markus Kmitus by anonymous sam January 10, 2009
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Marcus Khoury
A nigga from the 4th that pisses gold by accident. Can slap someone through a wall and will always hear you, and is still horny. Fairly certain some people owe him money or a handjob. Master of the five-finger discount and will always know the ending of the story before it's read. Has his PHD in indiscreet street hagglin, and is more effective at stopping stains than RESOLVE™ is. Amazing at rapping, and never asked for a promotion. "Pleasure's all mine, I ain't mad at y'all. Clear advantage like playing paddle ball on Adderall". Would rather talk shit to ghosts instead of studying for exams.
"I wish i was like marcus khoury, bitcoin would've made me a millionaire and coivd would've never have happened"
"right?"
"What?"
"right?"
"What?"
Marcus Khoury by FleshAutomatonOpVIANeuros October 26, 2022
Marcus Kurzinski
A player who thinks he is hot shit.
Someone who cheats on every girlfriend, and lies about it.
A guy that girls regret dating after.
Someone who cheats on every girlfriend, and lies about it.
A guy that girls regret dating after.
"Hey did you hear Marcus Kurzinski cheated on his girlfriend?"
"Ew look at Marcus Kurzinski, why did you ever date him?"
"So last night I was talking to Marcus Kurzinski..and he lied to me again."
"Ew look at Marcus Kurzinski, why did you ever date him?"
"So last night I was talking to Marcus Kurzinski..and he lied to me again."
Marcus Kurzinski by TheBitchhhh December 31, 2011
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