Markus-K 

Mini Hitler from Austria.

Bed pusher.

Hates Pakistanis that have a name beginning with Z and ending with A.

Markus-K would never illegally take a sick leave.

Markus-K by Melon-Head May 19, 2024

Markus Kmitus 

having a burley mustache

"I love your chops." Thanks, its a Markus Kmitus" Or "Wow! Look at that Markus Kmitus!"

Markus Kmitus by anonymous sam January 10, 2009

Markus Khalifa Day 

The day that the underrated artist "Markus Khalifa" (March 29) was born.

It's March 29! Happy Markus Khalifa Day!!!

Markus Khalifa Day by markusgottaurbandictionaryacco November 27, 2022

K-marks 

(Noun) A person that gets suspended for having 18 bottles of liquor in their car at school.

Person 1: I have beer in my trunk
Person 2: Dont let Peggy know, or you'll be a K-marks

K-marks by KarynM May 26, 2009

marcus khilman 

means that you are a virgin and a loser.

hey marcus khilman whats up. nothin jus being a faggit loser virgin

marcus khilman by marcus khilman June 2, 2014

Marcus Khoury 

A nigga from the 4th that pisses gold by accident. Can slap someone through a wall and will always hear you, and is still horny. Fairly certain some people owe him money or a handjob. Master of the five-finger discount and will always know the ending of the story before it's read. Has his PHD in indiscreet street hagglin, and is more effective at stopping stains than RESOLVE™ is. Amazing at rapping, and never asked for a promotion. "Pleasure's all mine, I ain't mad at y'all. Clear advantage like playing paddle ball on Adderall". Would rather talk shit to ghosts instead of studying for exams.

"I wish i was like marcus khoury, bitcoin would've made me a millionaire and coivd would've never have happened"
"right?"
"What?"

Marcus Khoury by FleshAutomatonOpVIANeuros October 26, 2022

Marcus Kurzinski 

A player who thinks he is hot shit.
Someone who cheats on every girlfriend, and lies about it.
A guy that girls regret dating after.

"Hey did you hear Marcus Kurzinski cheated on his girlfriend?"
"Ew look at Marcus Kurzinski, why did you ever date him?"
"So last night I was talking to Marcus Kurzinski..and he lied to me again."

Marcus Kurzinski by TheBitchhhh December 31, 2011