Definitions by Melon-Head

Tariq 

Horny ass mfer.

Went for the big body benz.
Bad at everything he does, except Adobe Photoshop and racing.

Tariq is only religious if it means going to the club.

Tariq by Melon-Head May 19, 2024

Saif

Most racist person in the modern era.

Gym nerd, with a crazy physique.
Has an illegally LX570 to take back the Bedouin girls to his car.

He is studying AI to exterminate any race, not including his.

Saif goes to the gym to do 2 reps of wanking people off.

Saif by Melon-Head May 19, 2024

Markus-K 

Mini Hitler from Austria.

Bed pusher.

Hates Pakistanis that have a name beginning with Z and ending with A.

Markus-K would never illegally take a sick leave.

Markus-K by Melon-Head May 19, 2024