Mano'd

getting so fuckered you puke in a pot, given to you in a clutch performance from a caring friend, and having your mom come pick you up while everyone around you is sober (to an extent)

Oh man, i got so mano'd this weekend

did you get mano'd?

by menofwomb February 28, 2011

mano depressedo

A man in a severely depressed state. Often goes hand in hand with being mano alono.

Steve : Is James coming out tonight?
John : No, he's been mano depressedo since he split up with Claire and says he's just going to sit in and drink himself unconcious with a bottle of vodka

by El Smsmeistre June 19, 2007

Mano De Dios

The phrase used to describe when a woman's hand guides the male genitals into the "goal", named after the infamous Diego Maradona goal, whereby he punched the ball into the net and said afterwards it was the "hand of god", in the 1986 World Cup match between Argentina and England.

"As they had never before been together, Wanda gently showed Pedro the mano de dios."

by JohnnyTee June 16, 2008

Cinco de Mano

Five dudes jerk off into the top of a sombrero, fill the brim with chips, and pass it around the party as a dip.

I didn’t know that the traditional app at a donkey show is Cinco de Mano.

by BaconBlack May 11, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 9, 2025

Man-O-Day

An exclamation before a statement to add emphasis.

Man-O-Day! It's hot out here today!
Man-O-Day! Richard is being a jerk.

by AE76 September 27, 2019

Old Man O'Driscoll

A proper legend of both Irish and Jamaican descent, mythed to have been born from a shamrock in the heart of Kingston. Whilst his existence has not been scientifically proven, he is well sought after by fanatics after spotted in the UK circa 2015. Has a bounty of over £2.5 million if caught alive, though locals fear the fables of him hiding in the woods, stealing children from unsuspecting parents.

eg. Be back before the moon rises young Zachary, otherwise Old Man O'Driscoll will find you...

by Rev.Green September 21, 2020