Mangock

In German mangock means bald bitch, used in offensive terms

"Shut up you mangock"
"Hey there's a mangock"

by Emmanuel ubresab November 22, 2021

manpocket

The unnecessary and mysterious pocket covering the crotch in men's underwear, usually tighty-whiteys. Useful for holding whatever men may wish to keep close to home.

Girl 1: I tried looking for tight and sexy underwear for my boyfriend, but I couldn't find any without the manpocket!
Girl 2: I love a man who wears a manpocket.

by lizfromcanada November 22, 2007

cock magock

When yo bitch being disrespectful and you slap her with your penis.

Guy 1: Hey how'd it go with that girl last night?
Guy 2: Cuh, she cheese'd me, I cock magock'd that bitch!
Guy 1: Damn!

by ZachFuckerAsswioe April 21, 2016

rancid mancock

A gentleman's cock that is really rather rancid.
A not so charming character by the handle of Corrin who stinks up an otherwise great mecha anime channel with his dirty hands.

Corrin! You're a rancid mancock and when you die I'm gonna jerk one off over your grave. Even in death you'll still be a filthy jizzbitch. Oh don't cry! I love you really...

by l33tc4k30fd00m August 28, 2004

Mannock

noun : in essence a hammock for a man.

"It ain't no god damn ladies hammock, it's a mannock."

Guy A: "I need a gun rack for my mannock."
Guy B: "Bro..."

by Adman Holly September 16, 2014

Manrock

A form of heavy metal / hard rock which consontraites on writing about blokish type subjects; cars, motorbikes, war, sex, fighting etc. Normally they are european based acts, but there are exceptions. The viking chorus is the most noticable of all manrock cleches

Saxon, Manowar, Thor, Twisted Sister, Dio and Slave Raider are all examples of manrock bands.

by black flag June 27, 2004

Mangocide

A genocide involving Mangos. After the horrifying Mangocides of the 1990s took place, many pretended they didnt took place. But they did.

Some shocking photos have been released. One of a pile of dead mangos laying in pits, a larger mango standing on top of them holding a machine gun shooting smaller mangos, running chaotically from the scent of death. Picture an innocent villiage, screaming under the fire of helicopters.

The movie, Hotel Mango, is already in production.

Never Forget. The Mangocides.

In 1990, the happy country of Mango split into Darfur and Rwanda. Darfur wanted peace, but Rwanda wanted blood. The killings of peaceful mangos lasted 7 years. Mangocide.

by Dr. Mango. April 16, 2009