mangocism
"My best friend is a mangocist, she only likes yellow and sweet mangoes, and hates green and bitter mangoes"
mangocism: just mango racism
mangocism: just mango racism
mangocism by vanillabeanenjoyer November 24, 2024
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Mannoism
Named after famous Los Angeles TV/Radio personality Kevin Manno, cohost of top rated morning radio show Valentine in the Morning, person with this characteristic possesses lightning quick wit and humor with biting sarcasm. People possessing Mannoism are also known to bend the rules to the point of crossing ethical boundaries, but in a good-natured way as highlighted by popular segment “Kevin’s Unethical Life Advice”.
How do loyal Mannoism practitioners (aka Mannoist) nap in the office? You spill paper clips on the floor and sleep in front of the office door. When someone opens the door and hits your head, you wake up and say “Oh, I just spilled paper clips all over the floor!”
Ed, practicing full Mannoism, was forcibly removed from a restaurant when his date was seen brazenly smoking in the dining room. Unfortunately, he couldn’t escape without paying the dinner bill.
Andy found out the hard way that yelling “Money Up” at La Puente Wells Fargo is ill advised. Who woulda thunk that not everyone in greater LA was fully versed in Mannoism. C’est incroyable!
Ed, practicing full Mannoism, was forcibly removed from a restaurant when his date was seen brazenly smoking in the dining room. Unfortunately, he couldn’t escape without paying the dinner bill.
Andy found out the hard way that yelling “Money Up” at La Puente Wells Fargo is ill advised. Who woulda thunk that not everyone in greater LA was fully versed in Mannoism. C’est incroyable!
Manojism
The act of receiving by a person, at least one extra bar of cell phone signal than everyone else while dancing at a party.
(or)
The act of gargling with gravel every morning
(or)
Leaving something egregious in the bathroom sink, ie. hair, gravel
(or)
Holding the league record both for most home runs and lowest batting average
(especially)
exhibiting belligerence bordering on, but not encroaching on violence.
(or)
The act of gargling with gravel every morning
(or)
Leaving something egregious in the bathroom sink, ie. hair, gravel
(or)
Holding the league record both for most home runs and lowest batting average
(especially)
exhibiting belligerence bordering on, but not encroaching on violence.
Girl at party: "I heard a deep voice asking me my name, but when I looked up there were just a pair of white eyes floating in the darkness."
Other girl: "Ah, must have been Manojism."
(or)
-Student A notices Student B in the hallway-
Student B: Shut up!
Student A: What is this in the sink?
Student B: Hey! Fuck you!
Student A: Ah, Manojism in the morning.
Other girl: "Ah, must have been Manojism."
(or)
-Student A notices Student B in the hallway-
Student B: Shut up!
Student A: What is this in the sink?
Student B: Hey! Fuck you!
Student A: Ah, Manojism in the morning.
Manojism by Curtis Easter November 13, 2011
Mansonism
A religious movement which has chosen shock-rocker Marilyn Manson as its living deity. Followers of this religion are known as Mansonites. The place of worship for Mansonites is a concert venue when Marilyn Manson performs. Other forms of worship include repeatedly listening to his music and adapting his lyrics into one's everyday vocabulary. There is no set dress code, although Mansonites have a tendency to dress at least partly in black. All other aspects of the Mansonites' life are up to them as individuals to decide upon and they are free to cease their belief at whatever time they deem it appropriate.
Mansonism by FilmGeek1990 October 16, 2008
Mangocide
A genocide involving Mangos. After the horrifying Mangocides of the 1990s took place, many pretended they didnt took place. But they did.
Some shocking photos have been released. One of a pile of dead mangos laying in pits, a larger mango standing on top of them holding a machine gun shooting smaller mangos, running chaotically from the scent of death. Picture an innocent villiage, screaming under the fire of helicopters.
The movie, Hotel Mango, is already in production.
Never Forget. The Mangocides.
Some shocking photos have been released. One of a pile of dead mangos laying in pits, a larger mango standing on top of them holding a machine gun shooting smaller mangos, running chaotically from the scent of death. Picture an innocent villiage, screaming under the fire of helicopters.
The movie, Hotel Mango, is already in production.
Never Forget. The Mangocides.
In 1990, the happy country of Mango split into Darfur and Rwanda. Darfur wanted peace, but Rwanda wanted blood. The killings of peaceful mangos lasted 7 years. Mangocide.
Mangocide by Dr. Mango. April 16, 2009
Mangelism
"This girl angela is acting like such a bitch, she doesnt even know me" -Mahmoud.
"Ya dude and she has a real man face, everyone calls her mangela"- Nick
"Haha mangelism. Lets ditch this hoebag."-Mahmoud
" Well she does still have a vag, cant we just get drunk."-Nick
"Ya dude and she has a real man face, everyone calls her mangela"- Nick
"Haha mangelism. Lets ditch this hoebag."-Mahmoud
" Well she does still have a vag, cant we just get drunk."-Nick
Mangelism by The dudameister January 9, 2011
mangaism
mangaism by LL COOL CRANE August 1, 2016
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Ratfucker
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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