Manbae 

When a friendship between two men moves past the bromance phase.

Guy 1: hey do you want pizza?
Guy 2: I'd love that, thanks manbae.

Manbae by smartassdude October 6, 2016

manble 

The manble is a complete list of rules to live you life by when it comes to woman

THE MANBLE

The complete guide for the man’s man

Rule 1: Never say you’re sorry unless there is something in it for you preferably sex.

Rule 2: when picking a mate be careful what you ask for. I am firm believer in the boob belly theories and if you have not heard of it go’s like this. A women’s breast size is directly connected to the future size of her belly in short a big breasted women has a 87.5% of having a big belly.

Rule 3: Always keep at least 51% of the power.

Rule 4: Never successfully complete a household chore unless you are planning doing it for the rest of your life.

Rule 5: Try not to interact with your mates girlfriends they are only looking for flaws to be used against you when you least expect it.

Rule 6: Men shall not cook if there is a woman on the premises unless it is outdoors and there is a cooler of beer close by or you just returned home after a long nite of drinking or there is chili involved.

Rule 7: Maintain a list of your success and your mate’s failures to be used in case you are losing an argument. (caution use carefully)

Rule 8: Rain checks - never hold on to a sex rain check for more then 48 hours because

They lose value quickly

Rule 9: If your mate doesn’t work the relationship won’t work ether.

Rule 10: When living with a women that you are not sure is the one always maintain a separate mailing address to avoid the common law status

manble by Lord Master Jay September 1, 2012

MANbag 

MANbag

NOUN - common
1. Puffy swelling under the eye after a boozy night
2. Slang: testicles
3. Small handbag for a man made from leather, fabric or other substance displaying a brand name such as Gucci, Prada, Adidas or Game
4. Slang: condom
5. (Biblical): David kept his sling and stones in a MANbag (if he'd thought to, he could have kept his iPod in there as well.)

VERB - transitive: to MANbag something / someone
1. deposit small things in a MANbag e.g. he MANbags his keys after locking his car
2. hit someone with a MANbag e.g. He was MANbagged at the disco
3. to wear a condom e.g. it is wise to MANbag before sex

EXAMPLES in English:

1. Bible: "Reaching into his MANbag and taking out a stone, he slung it..." (1 Samuel 17:48)
2. Shakespeare, William (1564-1616): "With MANbag and baggage ." (As You Like It - Act III; Sc 2)
3. Franklin, Benjamin (1706-1790): "It is hard for an empty MANbag to stand upright." (see Noun 4 above)

MANbag by JustiboyFB August 16, 2009

manband

when a boyband is just so sexy that they’re actual dads they become a manband

did you see that new manband why dont we?
yeah they’re so hot

manband by coriseavey September 18, 2018

Manbership

Your card-carrying right to being a man and all the privileges to which you're entitled.

"Hey guys, did you check out the new Coldplay CD?"

"Uh, dude, I think you need to turn in your manbership. Pussy."

Manbership by Zotmaster January 16, 2009

mansae

the best shiet evah. stands for hurray bc seventeen is hurray bitch

mansae, mansae, mansae yeah!

mansae by mansae September 18, 2015

l'manberg 

The one true nation where filthy Americans are not allowed, only Europeans, founded by Wilbur Soot and TommyInnit on the Dream SMP server so as to escape persecution from their nationalist government and found ideals and morales, a place without war where people fight with words not actions, The Great Country of L'Manberg is by far the most advanced and most civilised country on the Dream SMP.

Wilbur Soot is the rightful ruler of L'Manberg

I hate Schlatt2020
I hate Coconut2020
I hate Swag2020
I love Pog2020

l'manberg by TheFunnyJoJoMan October 3, 2020