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A secret word for true cougars only used by the truest malns. You know you are someones mate when they call you a maln.

Originated from the ancient word 'Man'
Maln #1: "Hey Maln, How are ya maln?"
Maln #2: "Good thanks maln. Wanna get some puss maln?"
Maln #1: "Shit yeah maln! You're a fukn legend maln.
Maln #2: "I love being a maln"
Maln #1: "Me too maln, me too."
Maln by Collard Maln June 2, 2009
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the Dirty Malnove 

When you stuff your balls into a girls ass then proceed to masturbate onto their back.
Monty gave Shan the Dirty Malnove at work.
the Dirty Malnove by Manglove January 24, 2011

malnourished

Lack of Nutrients, Starvation, Poor quality food, eg eating potato and bread only, drinking river water. Poor health.
Look at Daniel Christie, he looks malnourished. Yeah his family only feeds him potatoes for dinner once every two days.

malnourished

It means you don’t have enough nutrients. Also, commonly used as a pickup-line.
Aw, you look malnourished
Let's get some bread, fry the egg yolk and drown it in syrup”
-Tyler, The Creator
malnourished by BigChokolate July 16, 2021

Chase Malnikof 

A person whose pool doesn't show on Google Earth
Chase Malnikof: My pool doesn't show on Google Earth!
Jordan Chettiar: L + Bozo
Chase Malnikof by Rain8002 April 26, 2022

Malnutritious 

When you eat a lot of food with very little nutrition.
Tyrone: "DAMN! Daquan look malnutritious!"
Jamal: "No shit, all he eat is McDonalds"
Malnutritious by aamedeo1 September 24, 2014

Bobby Malnory 

The most absolute ferda college man out there. Bobby Malnory can buy a 24 rack and finish it faster than you nut to Xvideos. If you ever sight the wonder of a man, go ahead and slug a couple.
O shit is that Bobby Malnory, hide your racks he’s comin.
Bobby Malnory by Pussym0ncher February 22, 2023
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
Word of the Day on September 16, 2026
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