Malnaise 

A cuckold of a boy; also an act mostly known for harvesting the bacterial yeast of an infected vagina, which in turn, then uses it as a condiment in between his sandwich, like cream cheese.

Bro 1: Hey man! Have you ever had a Malnaise sammich?

Bro 2: A what?

Bro 1: a Malnaise sammich! It's where you collect the fungus of a woman's infect vagina and use it in place of creamcheese! I've heard it's a much more healthier option than plain ol regular Cream cheese

Malnaise by BraditoEspacito December 18, 2018

Malaise 

A sense of dread, discomfort or unease about the future. Whether it be self-illness, or some other personal, possibly catastrophic event.

One year after the collapse of real estate markets, they remain mired in deep malaise

Malaise by Davester75 September 4, 2009

Malaise 

A general feeling of discomfort or fatigue, often due to sickness.

My Monday was clouded by feelings of malaise.

Malaise by ihatewom_332 March 28, 2020

manaise 

spermies from a guy. The white texture of mayonaise resembles sperm, hence, MANaise.

After getting my dong slobbered, Betsy had to wipe the manaise off of her lips.

manaise by Robby June 10, 2003

malenaise 

The white creamy substance usually produced when a man orgasms, not to be confused with mayonnaise

Glen: I do say Ernest, this salad is rather tasty what's the dressing you used?
Ernest: *sniggers*
Glen: ...
Ernest: I call it: "malenaise"
Glen: *goes to spew up*

malenaise by Hand Solo July 12, 2006

monitor malaise 

An imaginary condition invented by people who have no experience with using computers. Computers scare them, so they pretend the monitor makes their eyes or brain hurt so they can run away. c.f. motion sickness. Real people can sit in front of monitors for days at a time and feel no ill effects.

old lady: oo-er, this computer tv screen makes my eyes go a bit funny. I think I have that there monitor malaise.
normal person: shut up, you moronic old bitch *shoots*

monitor malaise by MKHH December 28, 2005

maynaise

pretty much means "man there is"

maynaise a whole lot of people here.

maynaise by preston clark February 9, 2009