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Malloryism

1. adjective
wildly unreasonable, illogical, far out, lack common sense, inappropriate. or untrue; contrary to all reason or common sense; laughably foolish or false:
A Mallory explanation.
B stupid and unreasonable, or silly in a humorous way:
What an Mallory thing to say!

C Thesaurus: synonyms, antonyms, and examples: Stupid, Foolish, Silly, Crazy, Dumb, Controversial, conspiracy prone, interfering , dictatorial, autocratic, dogmatic etc.

D noun
The quality or condition of existing in a meaningless and irrational world.
A person who rules with total power and often in a cruel manner.
" I cant understand this Malloryism, is far more superior" -
Malloryism by Mallory Bowser September 21, 2022
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mallorysrangerover 

the hottest, funniest, coolest, sexiest, awesomeist, most amazing person in the whole milky way 😇
“did you see mallorysrangerover’s new post today? i almost murdered my mom, it was HILARIOUS! whose allowing them to be THIS funny? 🤔”
mallorysrangerover by WHAT 😡 March 11, 2021

Mallorysexual 

That guys got with two mallorys. He's such a mallorysexual.
Mallorysexual by Ualzak June 17, 2018

mallorysrangerover 

seggsiest kai stan to ever exist. literally so funny and practically carries ahs TikTok with his memes and badass edits.
did u see mallorysrangerover's post? yeah it was so fking funny.

o'malleyism 

Ideology where putting a lot amount of effort into work for little reward is worth it
Ryan is an o'malleyist, he believes in o'malleyism
o'malleyism by Dr. F Money November 30, 2022
1)a completely contradictory statement;
2)saying something so obvious it doesn't really make sense
1)they aren't even asian, they're japanese; i don't have to be the only one to get it done first;

2)little guy, "barry bonds never even came close to winning a world series, except that year they made it to game 7"

Jeff to Steve "dude, that was totally a mallerism"
mallerism by Steve and Jeff March 24, 2008

malorism 

malorism is a tik toker with 1.5k followers, she posts roblox videos and comedy videos. she’s often in a lot of roblox tik-tok drama.
person 1: omg did you see the drama malorism was in?
person 2: duh! she’s cancelling someone again.
malorism by anonymous November 30, 2020
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