malorism 

malorism is a tik toker with 1.5k followers, she posts roblox videos and comedy videos. she’s often in a lot of roblox tik-tok drama.

person 1: omg did you see the drama malorism was in?
person 2: duh! she’s cancelling someone again.

malorism by anonymous November 30, 2020

karl malonism 

anything said by karl malone that has any useful information
which is not much.

"don't eat the beanie baby/tomagochi."
"ghosts are spooky but don't bite."
"they call it the bayou because every time it rains you got to bayou a new rug."

karl malonism by noss February 13, 2004