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fking by Urban Dictionary October 29, 2002

wor fking d 

Used to describe something that describes the real, complete, 100% truth.
Sam: Mista steal yo girl needs his girl!!
Eddie: WOR FKING D!!!
wor fking d by paralyzed187 August 6, 2011

Mexican Finger 

When you insert your finger into someones moist asshole and instantly falls asleep on the job.
Dude last night I never got my nut because when we got back to her house I gave her the Mexican Finger and passed out. Blue balls hella....
Mexican Finger by ohohface247 November 23, 2011

Jr finger pointer joyner 

Someone who points a finger in an effort to get attention. These individuals are usually envious and jealous of others.
Eric is a Jr finger pointer joyner, and needs to shut his aperture.

Trump Finger 

/trəmp 'fiNGɡər/

noun.

An unfortunate hereditary condition in which one's fingers are disproportionately stubby and small like Vienna Sausages.
Donald tried to type "unprecedented" in his Tweet, but his Trump Fingers fat fingered it so that he typed "unpredisdented".

Give 'em the finger 

To raise one's middle finger in a defiant gesture and use the words "FUCK YOU"
If some cunt cuts you off in traffic,and if they are cunts, "GIVE 'EM THE FINGER"
Give 'em the finger by GS71 April 4, 2015
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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