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The extreme pleasure one experiences while watching the actor John Malkovich.
Valerie: Did you catch Death of a Salesman last night? It was on CBS.
Emma: Of course! And I totally had a Malkogasm. He is so amazing.
Valerie: Emma, that's gross.
Emma: You're just jealous.
Malkogasm by Emma Perry January 26, 2009
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Mariorgasm 

Making odd, sexual noises when playing Super Mario World, or any other old Mario game.
"She's totally Mariorgasming over Roy Koopa."
Mariorgasm by infamousmars December 17, 2008

milorgasm 

An orgasm produced by sex god Milo Ventimiglia. Milorgasms usually occur just from the sight of him, but fapping is also recommended.
Girl 1: I so totally had a milorgasm when watching Heroes today.
Girl 2: ZOMG me too! He's so hawt.
milorgasm by emilyinwonderland January 13, 2008

Mayorgasm 

Related to FoodPorn. When you or your friends are feeling an orgasm at the view of mayonaise on a dish.
- ahhh annnnn sooo guuuuudddd !
- what the heck jeremie ?
- owe I just had an mayorgasm, this looks so delicious
Mayorgasm by Suparub July 15, 2016

mayorgasm 

Da heady euphoric rush dat you get when you're elected as head-honcho.
Merely receiving a memo dat you've been picked to be town-manager is nothing to get a bleepin' mayorgasm about... there may be little or no actual prestige with said lofty position, plus it may be a difficult and thankless job, to boot --- "with great power comes great responsibility"!
mayorgasm by QuacksO January 24, 2022

Malloryism

1. adjective
wildly unreasonable, illogical, far out, lack common sense, inappropriate. or untrue; contrary to all reason or common sense; laughably foolish or false:
A Mallory explanation.
B stupid and unreasonable, or silly in a humorous way:
What an Mallory thing to say!

C Thesaurus: synonyms, antonyms, and examples: Stupid, Foolish, Silly, Crazy, Dumb, Controversial, conspiracy prone, interfering , dictatorial, autocratic, dogmatic etc.

D noun
The quality or condition of existing in a meaningless and irrational world.
A person who rules with total power and often in a cruel manner.
" I cant understand this Malloryism, is far more superior" -
Malloryism by Mallory Bowser September 21, 2022