mallabone 

A very ugly person that is annoying, thinks their good at running but they are actually dog shit.
It takes them at least 5 years to actually become half decent at something. If you ever meet a mallabone make sure you do not become friends with it because it may ruin your reputation.

Bro he’s actually such a mallabone

mallabone by Illimini September 9, 2021

William Mallabone 

Certi Chad. This guy will neck any living creature that breathes at the club.

I did a William Mallabone at the club last night.

William Mallabone by CertiChadFinder101 November 26, 2021

William John Mallabone 

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

William John Mallabone by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021

malboned 

to be thoroughly demolished online by one of unassailable with and logic, especially when skewered by the weakness of one's own argument. To be malboned is to cede the last word unless you are totally dense or totally masochisitc.

Malboning almost exclusively occurs left malboning right, esp when the right is neocon or tea party-ish. I've never seen it go the other way.

Source: Newsvine

"He just started a debate with Stacy M and has no idea wtf he is talking about? He's gonna get Malboned!"

malboned by wiseacidness May 19, 2010

mallone 

The most amazing guy anyone will ever meet. He's caring, sweet, compassionate, stunning, trustworthy, breathtaking, and the only guy that can completely sweep a girl off her feet.He has the greatest style of hair and also the cutest smile. The one boy on the planet that knows how to treat a girl right and keep her smiling twenty four hours a day, three hundred sixty-five days a year. He's perfect from head to toe and there's no combination of words that could actually express how incredible he is. I love you baby<3

a mallone is my boyfriend

mallone by the Mr perfect September 15, 2017

mallone 

a very used term in the zone of Oakland and the Bay Area. Mallone means a "very eclectic person that can discuss about a lot of arguments with great knowledge of them". Sometimes it's used also as "great expert in basket or rap music"

"You're talking like a mallone Today"
"He's the mallone of college basket here in Oakland"
"Nobody knows better than him about rap music: he's a mallone!"

mallone by alex23 January 2, 2006

maljabrone

a ginger-like, teenage boy who double pops his collar, plays the guitar and lacrosse, bros out with the bros, and usually has a huge ginger-like BB. Loves the hair flip, has a four-inch inseam on his khaki shorts, and wears questionable items, most likely trying to start his own trend to make him seem cool.
example: round, harry potter-like glasses.

I was bro-ing out with Maljabrone today after lacrosse when he whipped out his guitar and pitched a tent in my pants.

maljabrone by ttthhhaaattt gggiiirrrlll March 5, 2009