William John Mallabone

Well, what can we say ladies and gentlemen. This man here defies the laws of chads. Only studs can be given this name.

Gosh you're so handsome and fit, what's your name? William John Mallabone.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 24, 2021

mallabone

A very ugly person that is annoying, thinks their good at running but they are actually dog shit.
It takes them at least 5 years to actually become half decent at something. If you ever meet a mallabone make sure you do not become friends with it because it may ruin your reputation.

Bro he’s actually such a mallabone

by Illimini September 09, 2021

William Mallabone

Certi Chad. This guy will neck any living creature that breathes at the club.

I did a William Mallabone at the club last night.

by CertiChadFinder101 November 26, 2021