Maldon

A place in Essex where paedophiles such as Paedo Gary won’t hesitate to maleste you. There is bare weed going around and everyone throws GAVS to get with someone.

Let’s go get raped by Gary in Maldon

by Solid guy who wrote this December 31, 2018

Maldon

Maldon... maldon is a shitty little town in the dengie area it’s full of spastics It’s population consists of slaggy girls who are most likely being fingered behind maccers as we speak and the boys other wise known as the “heybridge Spartans” (heybridge being a sub area of maldon.. which is more shit and poor than actual maldon) who consistently call each other “brev” and drink k ciders on a weekend or weekday really there all just a bunch of wrongens wouldn’t be surprised if they fucked there own sisters auntys or mothers

We going maldon bro?

Nah man don’t wanna catch any aids

by El ym January 28, 2019

Maldon

A fag who is power hungry and leeches on other people's talent.

That ass jocky Maldon is fuckin our shit up again.

by otomayim January 14, 2007

Maldon

A shithole in the middle of Essex.

Here the family trees have loops instead of leaves.

On bus to Maldon: "I hope this bus crashes before I get back to Maldon".

by JimmyJimJim February 27, 2012

Maldonized

When one flies by the seat of his pants and results in damage

Holy shit that bolt was maldonized.

by 55Airframes October 24, 2011

maldon

maldon is a town in essex full of cunts. young cunts, teenage cunts and old cunts. it’s a shit place to live with nothing to do but smoke weed and eat maccers.

“Should we go out for a day in Maldon?”
“Nar it’s shit, we don’t like Maldon.”

by yeahlol27 January 04, 2021

maldon

A word to describe chocolately, caramel, whipped cream on top. With soft chewy chocolate chip cookies on the side. Arizona tea in a big cup. Beautiful potatos on the other side, with some fries.

Me: Yes, Trish. I would like more maldon.
Trish: Okay, here's some more maldon!
Me: YAY YUMMYNESS!

by Lee-ann November 11, 2007