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1.When you post bail for Al Capone but you don't want the cops to know who it's for.

2.A white rapper who look like a homeless dude who hasn't brushed his teeth since the Eisenhower Administration.
Cash "Yo there's some homeless dude slouched over on my couch."

Doug " Na that's just Post Malone"
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by A human male July 12, 2018
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American Rapper who's some hits are : Candy paint, White Iverson,Congratulations,etc..
"Oh yeah! Post Malone was the one that was singing 'i fall apart'"
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by IG:mexican.ratita December 18, 2017
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A litty nick crompton rapper who looks homeless but his musics fire. He goes with 21 to be lit he sing great music
Post Malone means he post and his last names Malone
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by Jef jef ro is November 13, 2017
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Post Malone is a american rapper that is amazing he is incredibly humble. He has a bunch of tattoos that are very weird but i love them because they are unique. His full name is Austin Richard Post and he is 22.
Me: Have you heard Candy Paint byPost Malone?
Friend: Yes, i love it so much!!!!!!!!
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by postmaloneswife December 29, 2017
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A very unique American rapper because he's white yet raps about drugs, sex and being rich but the twist is that he also looks homeless at the same time.
"How does Post Malone look rich and homeless at the same time?"
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by MrSylhottie786 January 11, 2018
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Post Malone (pohst muh-lohn) - the brief period of rest after you take a large dump.
It's going to be a minute man, i need a breather. Just gonna sit here and take a Post Malone
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by AsswithaC October 25, 2017
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To fart or pass gas in relief immediately preceding the act of urination, usually in a public setting.
Goofus: Yo dawg, I be thinkin' Arby's all of a sudden. Did you just cap off that piss sess with a ripe fart?

Gallant: Yeah brotendo, I just had to Post Malone after dropping off all that froth. Probably because of shotgunning that six pack of La Croix that was in your moms refrigerator after I spent the night at her place. You know how I do, you dig my nig?

Goofus: No...no I don't.
by Queef_Quackenbush October 19, 2016
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