Malkin 

A woman who would be a slut if she could but who is still a virgin only because she is too undesirable.

This malkin keeps hitting me up but i don't wanna fuck that.

Malkin by mya_rasmuffin December 14, 2017

Malkin 

-noun
a person who compensates for latent frustrations over prejudices against her own race or gender by contributing to the scapegoating of other minorities, of which she is not a part, so as to make herself feel more connected to and accepted by the majority.

When he was a child, he used to get the shit beaten out of him by the rich, white kids; then he grew up, made a lot of money and became a malkin. Now he spends all his time campaigning against gay rights.

Malkin by ChunAsperEndao November 14, 2009

malkin 

in shakespeare times a MALKIN means SLUT

that girl with the short skirt is a real malkin

malkin by regan student July 17, 2006

Malkin  

A backpack which is longer than it is wide. Made famous by a student at the Alternative Community School in central New York.
Sometimes, a Malkin can grow or shrink throughout the day without reason for why or how.

person 1-"dude look at that kid's malkin "
person 2-"I know it's like bigger than he is!"

Malkin by Hickory Bark February 8, 2009

Reverse Malkin 

Launching a vicious, factually-challenged, hate-filled personal attack against someone, then claiming the mantle of victimhood when called on your smear job. See Also projection.

Ann Coulter is also a master of the Reverse Malkin. She smeared the 9/11 widows, then cried foul when she was called on it!

Reverse Malkin by J. A. Baker October 25, 2007

Evgeni Malkin 

One of the best hockey players ever. Hails from Russia and is an object of lust for Pens fans. Is currently playing for the Pittsburgh Penguins.

"Hey Lisa did you watch the Pens game last night?"
"Yeah Sara, Evgeni Malkin played so well, as usual, that I shall stalk him until I get the chance to sex him up."

Evgeni Malkin by Mrs. Malkin March 1, 2008

Darth Malkin 

A name for Michelle Malkin, a collumnist whose oppinions tend to veer towards the extreme right wing of the Republican party, exemplified by the likes of Rush Limbaugh and Ann Coulter.

Did you hear Darth Malkin today? Can you believe she just can't stand it that children born in America to forreign parents are granted citizenship? And both of her parents were forreign! What a hypocrite!

Darth Malkin by the birds and trees July 17, 2006