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malonied 

To have a task or item completely screwed up.
Yikes, the lawn got malonied again.
malonied by Joes Mama May 17, 2005
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Moldenized 

The feeling when you wake up in the morning and still doesn't want to get out of bed, but there you are trying your best attempting to set your mind and body not to sleep again.
Tomorrow first thing in the morning I will be moldenized, so help me gods and goddesses lend me your strength!
Moldenized by zebsaip July 17, 2019

masonized 

The act of trying to flirt with a lovely lady (or usually man) but commiting a form of sexual assault with your eyes. To properly masonize, one must have their shirt off, give a wild hobos retarded gaze, and direct their attention to an unwilling party.
Tom: did you hear Jenny got masonized?
Jim: oh shit is she ok?
Tom: I think it turned her gay :(
masonized by Mista blista July 5, 2014

maddenized 

to be maddenized is to be dominated easily in EA sports title MADDEN
I maddenized Benji soo bad in madden he pooped his pants and licked it
maddenized by Willyumr284 September 7, 2004

Malodized 

Definition: having a bad odor, however it is mainly used in a sentence as an insult

Synonyms: evil-smelling, fetid, foul, foul-smelling, high, malodorous, mephitic, noisome, olid, putrid, rancid, rank, reeking, stinking, poop

An example insult would be: "You are a malodized penis"
Troy: Ewww, this milk must be old. It's pretty darn malodized"

Gabriella: "oh boy Troy, I wouldn't drink that malodized milk if I were you. Here Troy, have some of my milk instead ;)))"

Chad: "Yo, you're pretty malodized, you stinky old fart"

Teacher: "that isn't a nice thing to say, young person. For that, will literally make you eat your own feet. I'm not kidding, and I will leave your malodized carcass to rot in my butt sack

Chad: *gulp*
Malodized by The Pipple August 2, 2017

Marlonized 

When Michael burgess works on a car, it becomes marlonized
It’s been marlonized!
Marlonized by Tbonemarlon July 14, 2020