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Maldonized

When one flies by the seat of his pants and results in damage
Holy shit that bolt was maldonized.
Maldonized by 55Airframes October 24, 2011
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malonied 

To have a task or item completely screwed up.
Yikes, the lawn got malonied again.
malonied by Joes Mama May 17, 2005
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Moldenized 

The feeling when you wake up in the morning and still doesn't want to get out of bed, but there you are trying your best attempting to set your mind and body not to sleep again.
Tomorrow first thing in the morning I will be moldenized, so help me gods and goddesses lend me your strength!
Moldenized by zebsaip July 17, 2019

masonized 

The act of trying to flirt with a lovely lady (or usually man) but commiting a form of sexual assault with your eyes. To properly masonize, one must have their shirt off, give a wild hobos retarded gaze, and direct their attention to an unwilling party.
Tom: did you hear Jenny got masonized?
Jim: oh shit is she ok?
Tom: I think it turned her gay :(
masonized by Mista blista July 5, 2014

maddenized 

to be maddenized is to be dominated easily in EA sports title MADDEN
I maddenized Benji soo bad in madden he pooped his pants and licked it
maddenized by Willyumr284 September 7, 2004

Malodized 

Definition: having a bad odor, however it is mainly used in a sentence as an insult

Synonyms: evil-smelling, fetid, foul, foul-smelling, high, malodorous, mephitic, noisome, olid, putrid, rancid, rank, reeking, stinking, poop

An example insult would be: "You are a malodized penis"
Troy: Ewww, this milk must be old. It's pretty darn malodized"

Gabriella: "oh boy Troy, I wouldn't drink that malodized milk if I were you. Here Troy, have some of my milk instead ;)))"

Chad: "Yo, you're pretty malodized, you stinky old fart"

Teacher: "that isn't a nice thing to say, young person. For that, will literally make you eat your own feet. I'm not kidding, and I will leave your malodized carcass to rot in my butt sack

Chad: *gulp*
Malodized by The Pipple August 2, 2017

Marlonized 

When Michael burgess works on a car, it becomes marlonized
It’s been marlonized!
Marlonized by Tbonemarlon July 14, 2020
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Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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