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masonized 

The act of trying to flirt with a lovely lady (or usually man) but commiting a form of sexual assault with your eyes. To properly masonize, one must have their shirt off, give a wild hobos retarded gaze, and direct their attention to an unwilling party.
Tom: did you hear Jenny got masonized?
Jim: oh shit is she ok?
Tom: I think it turned her gay :(
masonized by Mista blista July 5, 2014
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Maldonized

When one flies by the seat of his pants and results in damage
Holy shit that bolt was maldonized.
Maldonized by 55Airframes October 24, 2011
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Mamorized 

When you hook up with a girl just because she has big breasts. You get mesmerized by big breasts.
"Dude the chick you hooked up with last night was beat, broke, and busted!"

"I couldnt help it I was mamorized by her big boobs."
Mamorized by ShadowKujo March 31, 2010

mironized 

When someone looks at you with a rapist face and starts shaking there head up and down. Then sticks out there hand and does a fingering gesture with their middle finger. And then asks, "Do you want good times". After you say yes. It tells you the price.
"You have been mironized"

"Don't make me mironize you"
mironized by Good Times Giver April 29, 2019

maxorized 

The state of being maxed out, full, unable to add anything else, etc.
"My credit card is totally MAXORIZED!"
maxorized by KaiserMonkey August 23, 2003

malonied 

To have a task or item completely screwed up.
Yikes, the lawn got malonied again.
malonied by Joes Mama May 17, 2005

marstonized 

Stemming from name of John Marston, protagonist of the video game Red Dead Redemption, in which Marston is capable of inducing and inflicting pain and sorrow with his guns, brash attitude, and defined sense of vengeance.

Getting "marstonized" is another way of saying "merc'd/mercked/merked", whilst competing at an activity with someone else.

Being badly beaten at a game or competition; being beat in a fight; being embarrassed in a competitive environment.

(also: marstonization)
Damn, son! I'm up 4 to zip on you... getting straight up marstonized!

You want some of this? Wanna get marstonized? Didn't think so.

How can you handle this marstonization?
marstonized by Jack Marston September 19, 2011
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