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Malcs
Malcs
A homo erectus whose habits include rolling up to work late EVERY DAY and has mounds of sand hidden in her vagina. She has foot in mouth disease, refuses to exercise and has the diet of a 475kg african american man. Claims to be talented at touch rugby but performance in the sport proves otherwise. The term is often used to describe like minded folk.
Oh my god, look over there, there a HUGE Malcs
Did ya see the headline of the West today - Huge Malcs abuses mum for holding baby"
Did ya see the headline of the West today - Huge Malcs abuses mum for holding baby"
Malcs by tripwire789 May 13, 2010
Malcom
Malcom by HeGotSauce November 9, 2019
malcome
A sweet, loving man who has a soft spot for animals. Finds a sweet girl that loves him back and loves her forever. He is very handsome and is strong and supportive. He keeps a good job, but he is not very adventurous, and is afraid of a lot of things. He is a good man to have if you want to settle down and have kids. He is very smart in math, as he went to school at Harvard, so he is a very skilled accountant.
O.M.G. Becky, Malcome just got me a new puppy!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!
Malcome! You remembered the anniversary of our first date! Thank you for the roses!
malcome by Cassidy Stevens June 2, 2017
Malcom
Malcom by Briplaysimvu November 1, 2019
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Boffin
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.