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cleveland milkshake

While taking a shit in a cup, having a girl simultaneously shitting on your back which rolls down into the cup and after cumming inside the cup, make the girl drink it.
I met this really hot girl so I brought back to my place and we made a Cleveland Milkshake.
cleveland milkshake by JoseDavis April 22, 2015

red milkshake

When you shove a cup really hard through a cows udder, that then comes out full of bloody, gross, pink milk. Thats what they call a red milkshake.
G: If you shoved a cup really hard through a cows udder, would it come out full of milk?

R: Well there'd be blood in it.

R: That's what they call a red milkshake.

J: No that's not what they call a red milkshake!

M: No one calls it that.

R:Thats what they're gonna call a red milkshake.

Off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake? 

A meaningless phrase originally coined by Derrick from RHPC
Can be inserted into nearly any conversation.
Person 1: Hey, were you at the party last night?

Person 2: Nah, I was off the 5 next to the Ikea. You know, near the McDonald's where we got that strawberry milkshake?

Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake 

A line from American Pie: The Wedding. It basically means "holy shit, I didn't expect this..."
Steve Stiffler: Well polish my nuts and serve me a milkshake!

Ass Milkshake 

The product of having extreme hardcore anal sex with someone who has to take a shit. The feces are left mushy and loose often seeping from the anus in a soft milkshake-like form.
Miranda: Are you ok? You're walking a little funny.

Jennifer: Yeah. Billy Bob gave me an ass milkshake last night.

Miranda: OH SHIT!!
Ass Milkshake by Dr. Purple Cock February 5, 2014

The Arin Milkshake 

A milkshake make of double cream and a fuck ton of suger.
May I introduced to you The Arin Milkshake
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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