Definitions by tripwire789

Malcs 

A homo erectus whose habits include rolling up to work late EVERY DAY and has mounds of sand hidden in her vagina. She has foot in mouth disease, refuses to exercise and has the diet of a 475kg african american man. Claims to be talented at touch rugby but performance in the sport proves otherwise. The term is often used to describe like minded folk.

Oh my god, look over there, there a HUGE Malcs
Did ya see the headline of the West today - Huge Malcs abuses mum for holding baby"

Malcs by tripwire789 May 13, 2010