If ever something was 1337, Malakuti is it. Known commonly as "Aggro-whore" and "Queen of the Wipe," this sexy troll can be seen rockin' the Org while chowing down on some rice.

Oh shits, Mala's in the group. Did the shammy bring an Ankh?

malakuti by The Farseer April 16, 2005

malakes

a huge group of wankers all together

re ti malakes eiste eseis?

malakes by tedgus October 9, 2008

Malakite

Synonym of stiff penis (taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away)

She holds my malakite so tight so...(taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away) you already has the definition but misspelled as Malachite.
complete lyrics are:
I sit alone in my bedroom
Staring at the walls
I've been up all damn night long
My pulse is speeding
My love is yearning
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit outside and watch the sunrise
Lookout as far as I can
I can't see her, but in the distance
I hear some laughter,
We laugh together
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit alone in my

Malakite by Lord Tanahmed June 24, 2020

maliketh

A fun and painful boss in Elden Ring, Lord have mercy.

Fuck Maliketh

maliketh by Gamerproe January 30, 2023

malavet

A crazy last name for a kind hearted person. If u r a malavet u r the awesomest person anyone knows. You can be a real meanie sometimes but u r always there.

Guy: I think she is cute.
Me: that's a malavet. She is sweet but crazy. GO FOR IT!
Guy: YEEET BOI

Omg that's a malavet i need to run, or go up and be her friend. naw!

malavet by bruhitzabadgirl August 10, 2017

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026

city chicken

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.

Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?

city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006

Word of the Day on September 17, 2026

Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake

“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”

Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026

Word of the Day on September 16, 2026

just fokin missing her

native american reservation origin... to miss an ex so badly that everyone can see it.. can be used for either sex eg. just fokin missing her/him

friend : *noticably sad*
me : look at you all sad & shit
friend : shut up!
me : just fokin missing her huh?

just fokin missing her by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 15, 2026