Malaket

Creating a tower of people defacting on eachother. The name is from an ancient egyptian prince with a scat fetish.

Lets make a malaket, everybody loves a malaket!

by carbonlight October 4, 2012

malakitis

A respiratory ailment common to parts of Greece where indoor smoking is common caused by secondhand smoke inhalation at cafés and bars.

I was supposed to have a productive week, but I went for a beer and caught a raging case of malakitis!

by irritatednonsmoker January 23, 2019

malakuti

If ever something was 1337, Malakuti is it. Known commonly as "Aggro-whore" and "Queen of the Wipe," this sexy troll can be seen rockin' the Org while chowing down on some rice.

Oh shits, Mala's in the group. Did the shammy bring an Ankh?

by The Farseer April 16, 2005

malakes

a huge group of wankers all together

re ti malakes eiste eseis?

by tedgus October 9, 2008

Malakite

Synonym of stiff penis (taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away)

She holds my malakite so tight so...(taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away) you already has the definition but misspelled as Malachite.
complete lyrics are:
I sit alone in my bedroom
Staring at the walls
I've been up all damn night long
My pulse is speeding
My love is yearning
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit outside and watch the sunrise
Lookout as far as I can
I can't see her, but in the distance
I hear some laughter,
We laugh together
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit alone in my

by Lord Tanahmed June 24, 2020

maliketh

A fun and painful boss in Elden Ring, Lord have mercy.

Fuck Maliketh

by Gamerproe January 30, 2023

malavet

A crazy last name for a kind hearted person. If u r a malavet u r the awesomest person anyone knows. You can be a real meanie sometimes but u r always there.

Guy: I think she is cute.
Me: that's a malavet. She is sweet but crazy. GO FOR IT!
Guy: YEEET BOI

Omg that's a malavet i need to run, or go up and be her friend. naw!

by bruhitzabadgirl August 10, 2017