Malaket
Creating a tower of people defacting on eachother. The name is from an ancient egyptian prince with a scat fetish.
Malaket by carbonlight October 4, 2012
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malakitis
A respiratory ailment common to parts of Greece where indoor smoking is common caused by secondhand smoke inhalation at cafés and bars.
I was supposed to have a productive week, but I went for a beer and caught a raging case of malakitis!
malakitis by irritatednonsmoker January 23, 2019
malakuti
If ever something was 1337, Malakuti is it. Known commonly as "Aggro-whore" and "Queen of the Wipe," this sexy troll can be seen rockin' the Org while chowing down on some rice.
malakuti by The Farseer April 16, 2005
malakes
Malakite
She holds my malakite so tight so...(taken form Green Day's Song 2000 light years away) you already has the definition but misspelled as Malachite.
complete lyrics are:
I sit alone in my bedroom
Staring at the walls
I've been up all damn night long
My pulse is speeding
My love is yearning
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit outside and watch the sunrise
Lookout as far as I can
I can't see her, but in the distance
I hear some laughter,
We laugh together
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit alone in my
complete lyrics are:
I sit alone in my bedroom
Staring at the walls
I've been up all damn night long
My pulse is speeding
My love is yearning
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit outside and watch the sunrise
Lookout as far as I can
I can't see her, but in the distance
I hear some laughter,
We laugh together
I hold my breath and close my eyes and
Dream about her
'Cause she's two thousand light years away
She holds my malakite so tight so
Never let go
Cause she's two thousand light years away
Years Away!
I sit alone in my
Malakite by Lord Tanahmed June 24, 2020
maliketh
Fuck Maliketh
malavet
A crazy last name for a kind hearted person. If u r a malavet u r the awesomest person anyone knows. You can be a real meanie sometimes but u r always there.
Guy: I think she is cute.
Me: that's a malavet. She is sweet but crazy. GO FOR IT!
Guy: YEEET BOI
Guy: I think she is cute.
Me: that's a malavet. She is sweet but crazy. GO FOR IT!
Guy: YEEET BOI
malavet by bruhitzabadgirl August 10, 2017
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