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A crazy last name for a kind hearted person. If u r a malavet u r the awesomest person anyone knows. You can be a real meanie sometimes but u r always there.

Guy: I think she is cute.
Me: that's a malavet. She is sweet but crazy. GO FOR IT!
Guy: YEEET BOI
Omg that's a malavet i need to run, or go up and be her friend. naw!
by bruhitzabadgirl August 10, 2017
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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