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A crazy last name for a kind hearted person. If u r a malavet u r the awesomest person anyone knows. You can be a real meanie sometimes but u r always there.

Guy: I think she is cute.
Me: that's a malavet. She is sweet but crazy. GO FOR IT!
Guy: YEEET BOI
Omg that's a malavet i need to run, or go up and be her friend. naw!
malavet by bruhitzabadgirl August 10, 2017
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1.Someone with various characteristics like carmen in the sisterhood of the travelling pants
2.Someone who shows her panties
3.A speedracer
1.That girl is such a malave,no wonder she's good at tennis.
2.Close your legs!stop being such a malave :::mom slap in the face:::
3.That bitch is going tooo fast,bet her name is malave.
malave by littleL January 9, 2009
Related Words
Creating a tower of people defacting on eachother. The name is from an ancient egyptian prince with a scat fetish.
Lets make a malaket, everybody loves a malaket!
Malaket by carbonlight October 4, 2012
a friend that can provide various nokia phones per-request. ex-owners erased
- Hey bae, you seen my phone?
- Nah, you gotta grab a fresh one at Malaver's. It's a steal!
malaver by tashoy November 25, 2018

malageta 

theres a crocodile in the swamp thats such a malageta”
malageta by 666grims November 23, 2021
Southwestern Russian term for an imbisol of sorts. Usually a male with a "burnt" brain originating from a region bordering Russia.
"There goes Vladimir with the goats again....you know his father was a real Maladetz"
Maladetz by Jo*Nathan January 2, 2026
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