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He has the largest dick anyone’s ever witnessed and his biceps are 90% of his weight. Just knowing about his existence makes people shriek in fear. It’s not rare to experience instantaneous erections from just hearing his name.
Girl 1: I met someone called Malaker yesterday, his penis was humongous.
Guy 1: *Shits and cums aggressively*
Malaker by Malaker November 11, 2021
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Mall Walkers
People don't like the malkers
Malkers by $p@GotTi May 30, 2018
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malapert 

Someone who is spicy or overly bold.
Josh was being a malapert with his opinions on Facebook again...
malapert by Baneslayer August 30, 2012

malaperda 

another greek word for cock
fae ti malaperda mou
malaperda by ALX September 20, 2003
Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children
"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"
Malker by Malker May 3, 2014
a huge group of wankers all together
re ti malakes eiste eseis?
malakes by tedgus October 9, 2008

Sanjaya Malakar 

Part Indian part Italian guy from Washington currently on American Idol. Not a very good singer, his sister was better. Has long lucious beautiful hair and likes to change hair styles to suit the occasion. Also loves to do the hula.

Sexuality is pending.
me: damn did you see Sanjaya Malakar do the hula?
friend: yeah thats the hula girls do
me: LOL
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