Malaker

He has the largest dick anyone’s ever witnessed and his biceps are 90% of his weight. Just knowing about his existence makes people shriek in fear. It’s not rare to experience instantaneous erections from just hearing his name.

Girl 1: I met someone called Malaker yesterday, his penis was humongous.
Guy 1: *Shits and cums aggressively*

by Malaker November 11, 2021

Malkers

Mall Walkers

People don't like the malkers

by $p@GotTi May 30, 2018

malapert

Someone who is spicy or overly bold.

Josh was being a malapert with his opinions on Facebook again...

by Baneslayer August 30, 2012

malaperda

another greek word for cock

fae ti malaperda mou

by ALX September 20, 2003

Malker

Moms who use social media for the sole purpose of stalking their children

"Why weren't you at basketball practice today? I saw you went for hamburgers instead"

"Mom have you been stalking me on facebook again? You're such a Malker!"

by Malker May 3, 2014

malakes

a huge group of wankers all together

re ti malakes eiste eseis?

by tedgus October 9, 2008

Sanjaya Malakar

Part Indian part Italian guy from Washington currently on American Idol. Not a very good singer, his sister was better. Has long lucious beautiful hair and likes to change hair styles to suit the occasion. Also loves to do the hula.

Sexuality is pending.

me: damn did you see Sanjaya Malakar do the hula?
friend: yeah thats the hula girls do
me: LOL

by A proud gay guy named Johnny March 21, 2007