Skip to main content
a huge group of wankers all together
re ti malakes eiste eseis?
malakes by tedgus October 9, 2008
Words you can keep

malakismeno 

It's a greek term for a top wanker.
Yiannis: Eisai kala malakismeno?
Stravros: Kala ese?
Yiannis: Poli kala ree pousti
malakismeno by PsychoKritz June 11, 2016
Related Words

marakesh 

noun
1. petite or coy; typically a diminutive and flirtacious character. Delicate yet dangerous, seemingly enticing yet handles business. Not something to be underestimated

adjective
2) of minute, soft, and delicate proportion or characteristic; dainty along with fragile. Seemingly not fit for a task or objective at hand. Viewed as weak or uncompliant given the situation.
1) I wouldn't try anything with her, she's a marakesh.

2) Give it a big swing, not a marakesh tap.
marakesh by Paul McGrove Blætchedy November 21, 2018

Malakismeni 

Malakismeni is a greek slang insult (mostly used by cypriots), meaning female wanker or bitch
Bolla malakismeni ginni!
Malakismeni by CyprusRules May 28, 2018

Malkesh Patel

Sweet, kind, honest, loving, handsome, caring guy from Gloucester. Somebody totally amazing.
That guy is amazing, but he'll never be as good as Malkesh Patel.
Malkesh Patel by soy26 December 24, 2008
Deriving from the word malakia (to jerk off) it is mainly used in other contexts such as, addressing a friend. In Greece it is the vague equivallent of the word "nigger" between afro-americans, in that it can be used freely among friends but never from an outsider.
ela re malaka, ti les tora (c'mon malaka are u kidding) - friendly
telika eisai poly malakas! (I came to realize that u r a malakas after all) -not friendly
Malakas by MichaelMick June 28, 2005

Malaesha 

A somewhat shy but caring person who will always have your back no matter what. She is very smart, beautiful, unique, and courageous person. Everybody she meets will be jealous of her smarts but might never admit it.
Malaesha is such a good looking person
Malaesha is so smart
Malaesha is super talented
Malaesha by DjPartyHouseBoss June 8, 2018
More from Urban Dictionary

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Next