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malakismeno 

It's a greek term for a top wanker.
Yiannis: Eisai kala malakismeno?
Stravros: Kala ese?
Yiannis: Poli kala ree pousti
malakismeno by PsychoKritz June 11, 2016
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marakesh 

noun
1. petite or coy; typically a diminutive and flirtacious character. Delicate yet dangerous, seemingly enticing yet handles business. Not something to be underestimated

adjective
2) of minute, soft, and delicate proportion or characteristic; dainty along with fragile. Seemingly not fit for a task or objective at hand. Viewed as weak or uncompliant given the situation.
1) I wouldn't try anything with her, she's a marakesh.

2) Give it a big swing, not a marakesh tap.
marakesh by Paul McGrove Blætchedy November 21, 2018

Malakismeni 

Malakismeni is a greek slang insult (mostly used by cypriots), meaning female wanker or bitch
Bolla malakismeni ginni!
Malakismeni by CyprusRules May 28, 2018

Malkesh Patel

Sweet, kind, honest, loving, handsome, caring guy from Gloucester. Somebody totally amazing.
That guy is amazing, but he'll never be as good as Malkesh Patel.
Malkesh Patel by soy26 December 24, 2008
Deriving from the word malakia (to jerk off) it is mainly used in other contexts such as, addressing a friend. In Greece it is the vague equivallent of the word "nigger" between afro-americans, in that it can be used freely among friends but never from an outsider.
ela re malaka, ti les tora (c'mon malaka are u kidding) - friendly
telika eisai poly malakas! (I came to realize that u r a malakas after all) -not friendly
Malakas by MichaelMick June 28, 2005

Malaesha 

A somewhat shy but caring person who will always have your back no matter what. She is very smart, beautiful, unique, and courageous person. Everybody she meets will be jealous of her smarts but might never admit it.
Malaesha is such a good looking person
Malaesha is so smart
Malaesha is super talented
Malaesha by DjPartyHouseBoss June 8, 2018
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
Word of the Day on November 2, 2026

countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
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