MalTej 

Two friends who act so much alike that they could be mistaken for twins. Their bond of friendship will be one that overcomes every obstacle from Boy troubles to supposed backstabbing. Lies and deceit can not tear them apart. They are the last two pieces to a social puzzle.

"We need a MalTej in our group"

"Omg, look at those two! They are total MalTej's"

Mal- "We are total act-a-like twins!"
Tej- "You mean a MalTej?"
Mal- "Yes!!! Thats just what I was thinking!"

MalTej by OneHalfOfAMalTej June 6, 2011

Matěj Olda Pavlištík 

a Czech phrase for calling someone an NPC

Victor: Ayo whos dat n*gga lookin like a whole NPC?
Adam: I dont know but dats definitely Matěj Olda Pavlištík.

Matěj Olda Pavlištík by JasaHurdesu November 28, 2022

malted state 

Condition of altered and/or impaired consciousness resulting from the consumption of large quantities of beer, or other fermented malt beverages. Oftentimes associated with subsequent displays poor judgement, belligerence, promiscuity and other poor decisions, the details of which are often poorly recalled.

"Debbie, how on earth did you wake up with Dan? He's such a douche!"
"After six beers, I was in a malted state and he seemed kinda hot..."

malted state by StillBill13 November 27, 2016

Matej 

Hottest and funniest person you will ever meet.

Girl- I wish I could date matej

Matej by yeetemandskeetemyouhotem January 13, 2019

Malte 

Malte is a very handsome boy, with blonde hair and blue eyes. You would usually find a Malte playing basketball or pool in his free time. Malte also looks so hot when he is sweaty and playing sports. Malte has impeccable taste in music. All girls want a Malte because he is funny, effortlessly smart, and kind if he likes you. Malte is also a very trustworthy person who doesn't often say much but rather shows his feeling through actions rather than words. Malte is very good in bed but is also very picky when deciding what girl to commit it, If you are lucky enough to meet a Malte in your life consider yourself blessed.

Oh, that guy is definitely a Malte... Just look at him.

Malte by somerandomperson96 January 16, 2021

Malte 

He is a very hot extremly very very very hot german dude, every girl wants him period.

malte is so hot

Malte by WJ"BIYVDOY"C#IC February 5, 2020

Mateja

Mateja is a Serbian boy's name. He is a very honest and sexy person. He is a very funny and very good gamer. He is better than Fillip in many ways. His personality is very good. Also, his dick is very large. We can say he has a dick size of a large cucumber.

Ohh, look at that boy. He is Mateja. He must have a large penis

Mateja by Insomnia0 October 24, 2019