Matej

Hottest and funniest person you will ever meet.

Girl- I wish I could date matej

by yeetemandskeetemyouhotem January 13, 2019

Matej

A really good friend with an enormous DIck and even bigger wIll tO LivE, his sense of humor is great but his dirty mind even greater.

Oh look at this dude, his pee pee is so big, hes such a Matej

by Giacomelli June 13, 2019

Matej

A foreigner in all countries, besides his own. Has a delicious accent. Obsessed with the color green and Star Wars. Ginormous nerd. Abnormally smart and ridiculously good looking.

Hey, what are you doing?
Talking like a Matej with a completely sexy accent you're jealous of

by Wilma Abraham January 7, 2012

Matej

The coolest and funnies person you will meet. Also his pee pee is huge. entrepreneur

Matej: *alive*
Girls: Running to kiss and date Matej.

by xX_FatCat_Xx February 28, 2022

Matěj

He is the most lovely man in the world. He has beautiful eyes and a beautiful personality. He has the best body type in the world and is probably very kind and funny. He is the best boyfriend and he is the best in bed, you will definitely have the most passionate sex in your life with him. He is the husband material and smells wonderful every time. Kiss him and hold him tight!

A: I love him, he is the best person in my life
S: Yes, u are right, Matěj is really special, u should marry him
A: I will I swear

by Lovelyham September 24, 2021

Matej

A Slavic god with a huge cock.

Matej is a fucking GOD.
I would love to have sex with Matej.

by HughJass_420_6969 November 22, 2021

Matej

A guy who is very sassy and tries to be the funniest kid, he try’s so hard to make people laugh but always swears. He sucks up to teachers making him self look good. He gets many girlfriends and breaks up with them and gets one the second they break up. He is short and may come from some where like Europe . He has many cousins and they usually know who you are. You can’t take him anywhere in public without him getting in a fight, you become his bestie and then he does something wrong and tries to make you apologise at the end. He is a very funny kid though and everyone loves him at the end of the day.

Hey Matej

matej: ewwwwwww go away i have a girlfriend

by poopppppppppppppp May 2, 2018