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Simp is a guy who would do anything for girl. No matter what he would do it for her. He would abandon the boys for the girl. He is a bad guy. Do not be that guy.
Where is Brian, why didn't he come to hang out?
He is out there Simping.
by Insomnia0 September 2, 2020
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Mateja is a Serbian boy's name. He is a very honest and sexy person. He is a very funny and very good gamer. He is better than Fillip in many ways. His personality is very good. Also, his dick is very large. We can say he has a dick size of a large cucumber.
Ohh, look at that boy. He is Mateja. He must have a large penis
by Insomnia0 October 24, 2019
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Mateja is a Serbian boy's name. He is a very funny person with a very good personality. He has a lot of friends. His friends think he is very funny and attractive. He is not gay, though. He is not homophobic either. He is better at everything and a Chinese mf Fillip. He is a very professional gamer. He has a dick size of a large cucumber.
Ohh, look at that hot guy over there. He must be Mateja
He probably has a big dick
by Insomnia0 October 24, 2019
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