1) A really crappy voice over IP (VoIP) telephone connection
2) Hand job from a Genie
3) Really gay Rap Artist
4) That older guy that invited to his house when you were still a preteen

1) I only pay $19.95 a year for my majicJack and now I can't hear crap
2) That it, spank my meat Genie. Oh yea, I'm going (opposite day)
3) I'm M. A. J. I. C. J. A. C. K. and I'm here to say, I suck your father every day
4) Hey Johnny, my Mom is taking a nap, why don't you come to my house for some special grape juice?

majicJack by Rosslyn Maleman February 9, 2010

Related Words

Majija • Matija • Marija • Maija • Marijana • Marijane • majira strawberry • marijah • majima • Malijah

majima

a truly epic crackhead.

woah. that guy is a real deal majima, huh?

majima by gorogorogorochan August 31, 2018

Goro Majima

A epic japanese man who lives in sotenbori

Hey look its goro majima

Goro Majima by Everyones idol majima January 2, 2021

Goro Majima

A truly sexy man no one is more sexier than him

Wow look at Goro Majima he's so sexy

Goro Majima by Goro Majima is sexy as fucl March 31, 2021

Goro Majima

The guy who is so sexy that you can't even handle him

I can't help it but I'm in love with goro majima

Goro Majima by Goro Majima is sexy as fucl March 31, 2021

Marija

Cute , sexy as hell, friendly, loyal lovable.. just everything positive possible in one PERSON..!

Literally Girl that will change your life!! If you have her on your side you'll be happy for the Rest of your Time! She is the BEST FRIEND you can get!

How I feel about this Person

Marija,

my Best Friend,

since you're on my side the Sun is shinig everyday.. when I feel sad, I just need to call you and everything gets better the second I hear your Voice! You're a Beast Girl! No one ever could replace you, cause you are unique and no one is ever getting close to your Level Baby!!

You are indeed the most lovable Girl ever! Spending time with you is one of the best things ever, I can laugh over everything when you're next to me! I would do all, just to see you for a Moment, just to hug you real quick, just for being near you!!!

When I'm in trouble you always give me an ear and listen to me! You give all to make me feel better, to get me out of the shit I'm stuck in!

Thanks for being there for me! I love you more than anything else!!! <3

From your Best Friend to the most adorable Human on Erath, you!!

Marija by ILoveYouMarija January 8, 2019

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026