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majicJack 

1) A really crappy voice over IP (VoIP) telephone connection
2) Hand job from a Genie
3) Really gay Rap Artist
4) That older guy that invited to his house when you were still a preteen
1) I only pay $19.95 a year for my majicJack and now I can't hear crap
2) That it, spank my meat Genie. Oh yea, I'm going (opposite day)
3) I'm M. A. J. I. C. J. A. C. K. and I'm here to say, I suck your father every day
4) Hey Johnny, my Mom is taking a nap, why don't you come to my house for some special grape juice?
majicJack by Rosslyn Maleman February 9, 2010
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woah. that guy is a real deal majima, huh?
majima by gorogorogorochan August 31, 2018

Goro Majima 

A epic japanese man who lives in sotenbori
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Goro Majima 

A truly sexy man no one is more sexier than him
Wow look at Goro Majima he's so sexy

Goro Majima 

The guy who is so sexy that you can't even handle him
I can't help it but I'm in love with goro majima
Cute , sexy as hell, friendly, loyal lovable.. just everything positive possible in one PERSON..!

Literally Girl that will change your life!! If you have her on your side you'll be happy for the Rest of your Time! She is the BEST FRIEND you can get!
How I feel about this Person

Marija,

my Best Friend,

since you're on my side the Sun is shinig everyday.. when I feel sad, I just need to call you and everything gets better the second I hear your Voice! You're a Beast Girl! No one ever could replace you, cause you are unique and no one is ever getting close to your Level Baby!!

You are indeed the most lovable Girl ever! Spending time with you is one of the best things ever, I can laugh over everything when you're next to me! I would do all, just to see you for a Moment, just to hug you real quick, just for being near you!!!

When I'm in trouble you always give me an ear and listen to me! You give all to make me feel better, to get me out of the shit I'm stuck in!

Thanks for being there for me! I love you more than anything else!!! <3

From your Best Friend to the most adorable Human on Erath, you!!
Marija by ILoveYouMarija January 8, 2019