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Decorating Mahogany 

Old Brit term for parking yourself at a bar, the reference implying that you and your pub-mates become decorations on the bar, which are often built with a slab of mahogany wood.
Well, it's beer-o-clock, let's go decorating mahogany!

That’s mahjong 

When something occurs that is only worthy of an exclamation that is related to an eastern Chinese game involving tiles and symbols.
John: Yo, I just got married!
Jane: Now that’s mahjong!!
A Maholy is one of the best people you will ever meet. She can be anybody's best friend if you treat her right and it's a joy being around her. She makes a great class clown and it's impossible to keep a straight face when you're with her. She makes for an amazing sibling and always prioritizes the happiness of those close to her. If you dont have a Maholy in your life, go find one!
Today I met this girl named Maholy! She's hella funny and we already hit it off.
Maholy by Bluerazz October 13, 2019
A beautiful, caring woman who is definitely intelligent and a Straight A student. A typical Mahnoor is popular and has many friends who never leave her side. She is one of the prettiest girls and likes to help everyone out. Never forget about her, she is something special you want to like!
Mel: Dang I wish I was Mahnoor's friend, she's so smart and popular.
Riley: Go talk to her, she's super chill.
Mahnoor by Atypicalkid July 24, 2017
A person with an amazing heart, he’s kind, funny, and caring even though he does not show it. He’s a social person who can get along with everyone and I could not think of a person that would not like him. He has a quick temper but he always feels bad whenever he becomes a dick. Spend a few hours with him and I’m sure you’ll get attached, god bless him.
I’m so blessed to have Mahfoud in my life.
Mahfoud by Hermosa2 April 19, 2019
an immigrant italian attempting to say hello in english pronouncedma-low
mahlo wears a u cousin vinny.
mahlo by LUIGINO February 8, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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