Magnatues 

a prop like object used for a play, movie, or TV show.

"The magnatues is her rose."

Magnatues by Acudater May 8, 2021

magnapuss 

A weight lifter that can't do anything useful with his strength. Or co-worker that is useless 99% of the time.

Jimmy is a real magnapuss when it comes to carrying firewood, but he can sure sling dumbbells.

magnapuss by ideal300 August 15, 2014

swimming with the manatees 

A euphemism for gay sex with demonstrably larger men

He went swimming with the manatees last weekend

swimming with the manatees by SpillyMcDeez August 18, 2016

Manatuska Thunderfuck

An extremely high quality variety of marihuana, coming from Manatuska valley in Alaska, also called "Alaskan Thunderfuck"

Yo', dude, I just smoked some manatuskan thunderfuck, that shit be bangin, bro'

Manatuska Thunderfuck by Yoda August 11, 2004

magnaitus 

A name which grants the ability to backflip upon obtaining it.

"If my name was magnitus, i’d probably be able to do a backflip,"- Someone before their name is magnaitus

"Hey, it's magnaitus! Do a backflip for me!"- Random outsider

magnaitus by not E10taku April 8, 2021

chick magnate 

Magnate, in the sense of Morgan and Vanderbilt, who are very well known for controlling a vast majority of influence in their respective industries. Here, "chick magnate" refers to one man's near-domination of the female population in an average city-sized geographical area.

Girl you're dating: "Hey, do you know Riff Bankston?
You: "Oh, that chick magnate? What about him?"
GYD: "I think we should have a threesome with him."

chick magnate by Dr. Tim Korn July 9, 2012

manatees o' war 

trillions of battle manatees all in a losing war agins boats also not related in any way to man o' war NONE YOU HEAR ME NO RELATION by the way these go a lot faster than a regular battle manatee they have better armor as well not to metion they can take out a well armored SUBMARINE WITH ONE VOLLEY OF MANATEE FURY!!!!

the manatees o' war will destroy you and crush your boat with their vegitarian wrath!

manatees o' war by lizard0004 February 8, 2008