Magnate 

A member of the former upper house in either the Polish or Hungarian parliament. One holding exclusive power and authority such as autocratic regimes.

"Hey Chuck, how did it go with your word submission to the Urban Dictionary?"

"Not so great Bob. They rejected my submission again and never offered any explanation."

"Really? Dang it! I thought you sent them an actual rare but true slang word?"

"I did but it doesn't matter. The Urban Dictionary is now a MAGNATE and they only include words that their friends write."

"Geez… That's too bad. Sounds like they've become oppressive at the end of the day. "

"They are, which is why THIS will never be published."

booty cunt fuck off dildo nazi

Magnate by dildohammer November 13, 2011

Magnate 

A horrible misspelling of either "magnesium" or "magnet".

A: "I love the magnates you've put on your fridge."
B: "Thanks! Also, it's magnets, you fucking idiot."

Magnate by ViscousFlow July 3, 2024

Magnate, magNate, magnatE 

Magnate, magNate, magnatE

Magnate, magNate, magnatE

Magnate, magNate, magnatE by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025

chick magnate 

Magnate, in the sense of Morgan and Vanderbilt, who are very well known for controlling a vast majority of influence in their respective industries. Here, "chick magnate" refers to one man's near-domination of the female population in an average city-sized geographical area.

Girl you're dating: "Hey, do you know Riff Bankston?
You: "Oh, that chick magnate? What about him?"
GYD: "I think we should have a threesome with him."

chick magnate by Dr. Tim Korn July 9, 2012

land manatee 

A very large dispicable human being with bright blue eyes and no neck RR. Bearing a striking resemblance to a wild manatee, she tends to have a large ass where the bulk of the blubber is stored. Her land waddle has been known to severly injure small children, and crack the city streets that she prowls on.

Yeah dawg, can't believe you hit and quit that land manatee.

land manatee by truehustla October 22, 2010

USA Magnited States of America 

A magical land, where you are free to do whatever you want. This means you are FREE to text in a THE-A-TER.

Texter: "I was using my PHOONE as a FLASHLIGHT to get to my fuckin' seat. So EXCUSE ME for using MY phone in USA MAGNITED STATES of America where yer-you are FREE to TEXT in a THE-A-TER!"
Alamo Drafthouse: "lol u mad?"

USA Magnited States of America by Ryan Ebson December 10, 2011

manatee 

A nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless, but gets fucked up by boats going to fast.

The manatee is cool. My sailboat is also named "Manatee"

manatee by Turtlemonkeys March 27, 2003