31 definition by Yoda

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something that makes u shit urself.
that was fucking scary, i shit myself
by Yoda April 28, 2003

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To not only throw up, but to do it with a terrible yelling sound. If done properly yarfing will cause veins to pop out and eyes to water.
That swamp donkey just made me yarf all over the place!
by Yoda December 09, 2004

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A person who is a simple asshole.
That farm boy was just an asscake.
by Yoda November 30, 2004

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An extremely high quality variety of marihuana, coming from Manatuska valley in Alaska, also called "Alaskan Thunderfuck"
Yo', dude, I just smoked some manatuskan thunderfuck, that shit be bangin, bro'
by Yoda August 11, 2004

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1. Noun: The female backside. Rumpshaker. Booty. Moneymaker. Ass. Heinie. Rear-end.

2. Noun: A superior hindquarters, usually on a well-proportioned female.
"Check out the chassis on that brunette hottie by the jacuzzi."
by YODA November 22, 2004

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Female genitalia (see lady ham).
Look, you can see her lady sandwich bulging through her bikini! I'll bet it's good to eat!!
by Yoda August 20, 2004

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1. Meaning one who holds sway over others by using his/her mystical 'force' to lure them to the bedroom.

2. A MASTER of sexual activities, using mind tricks and simple 'hand gestures' to get what they want.
Stag pulled that lass by just looking at her!?
He's obviously a Bedroom Jedi!
by Yoda August 19, 2004

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