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Men's Health Magazine

"Men's Health" is a monthly magazine in the supposedly (and originally) about health and fitness, but characterised by the multitude of topless men it depicts. It started in 1987 in the US, but is very popular in other regions (especially the UK). It is surprisingly popular despite its infamous reputation, and has an estimated circulation of about 1.85 million copies each month as of 2009. The editor in chief is David Zinczenko, and the magazine is something of a byword for an dull/homosexually-inclined thing to read. A typical article would be "Nine steps to a perfect 6-pack".

Christian was a massive fan of Men's Health Magazine, and used to sneak into his older brother's room to steal the latest issue.

Men's Health Magazine by Versipellis May 23, 2009

He's got a magazine 

When a man walks in to the room, grabs a magazine, and walks away with it; he is going to take a shit. Leave him alone! This is special time, in which a man gets to fully relax, and ponder the meaning of life. This is the only time he doesn't have to listen to his GF/wife/coworker bitch about something. Without this special time, man would go insane and might hurt or kill another.

Since he grabbed the magazine, you also need to protect yourself from the smell, you know what is coming, you have been warned. Don't sit their and act stupid, and then bitch about the aroma after the fact.

Andy, Todd, and Matt are sitting around watching Sunday Football. Andy gets, up grabs a magazine, and the stage has been set.

Todd "ANDY, DID YOU SEE THAT PASS?!"
Matt "who, hang on, He's got a magazine"
Andy, says nothing, he doesn't have to, He's got a magazine

He's got a magazine by Commander Poopy Pants June 11, 2011

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magazine stand 

A person who has far too many issues. One who is overloaded with angst. Derived from the fact that a magazine stand (in the non-slang sense) is a place where one can find many issues (also in the non-slang sense) of various periodicals.

"I had dump my girlfriend. She had way too many issues."

"Issues? She was a magazine stand!"

magazine stand by Evac156 February 24, 2005

magazine subscription 

A pre-paid contract with an ammunition supplier.

A magazine subscription is especially handy for lazy hunting/sporting aficionados who don't want to bother with the tedious task of hand-loading individual rounds into ammo-clips; the subscription-service both provides you with filled magazines and takes away your empties for servicing and reloading.

magazine subscription by QuacksO February 27, 2018

Skin Magazine 

A Copy of pornographic literature.
Porn, Pornography, Adult literature.
Porn and Porno are informal examples.

I just found some Skin Magazines under Tommy's bed.

Skin Magazine by Pig Child January 9, 2008