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the act of tracking people down via online tools or any other tools to find out more information about a person. Typically this word is used to describe males who are trying to find more information about females they have met or are attracted to. Though woman have been known to profile men. Not to be confused with stalking where the difference lies in the intent. Stalkers and stalking is normally used to describe people who track people down normally with evil intent, like trying to murder them, annoy them, rape them, etc...profilers are above this kind of behavoir.
Hey Daniel did you hear about Ryan? He met this girl Karen yesterday at Club Mood and didn't get her number but he profiled her on myspace and found out that she has two kids!
by newchimedes September 1, 2006
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to show off -to be seen by all at your best, with the best wearing the best, driving the best.
"Profilin' at da club wit my niggas and hoes."
by Alyex May 24, 2004
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to give someone a title because of race, gender, or religion
all Jews are rich
by Dave Corrigan October 7, 2003
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To profile someone is to show a person a complete side view of your naked body sometimes hiding the front and back of your body with a towel.
Can I get a towel sandwich with a side of sausage? Here's your profile baby!
by scooptown January 14, 2009
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A description of one's self to aide in fighting off the fuckwits in a Chat Room. Usually these same tards don't read it, so why does one actually create them?
ASL? Go read a profile you fuckwit. ASL? GO READ A PROFILE YOU FUCKWIT.
by huggy January 3, 2005
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Verb. To profile is to place a phrase or quote in an instant messenger profile (usually AIM).
Dude, that was really funny, profile that immediately!
by DanteE October 6, 2003
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(n): a profile ranger is a term for us military personnel who are, seemingly endlessly, on profile. As such, they participate in reconditioning in lieu of actually doing pt, rarely take their respective physical fitness tests, and are completely incapable of such basic and mindless tasks as walking, drilling, or rucking.

upon failure to employ a sufficient excuse to keep themselves out of physical activity, profile rangers without hesitation invent physical ailments and proudly proclaim them to the nearest attending medic. Like a biological system restoring homeostatic balance, the profile ranger reverses this temporary fluctuation in their heart rate through trickery and nonsensical speech as though the mere thought of moving their jaw is physically exhausting.
Why is Jones not joining us for the FTX?
Because he's on walking profile.
Oh, did he break his leg?
No, he's a profile ranger.

Day, by day, and all through the night, I'm on profile....
by high speed and hooah November 25, 2010
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