gagasterbate

when you listen to Lady Gaga's music, watch her music videos, or observe her actions and you feel enlightened, inspired, and/or excited.

I had extreme writer's block, so I gagasterbated and wrote the most amazing essay ever!

gagasterbate by chilledbiscuits November 20, 2010

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gangsterbate

To jerk off your own gangster ego.

The act of acting even more gangster than you are, so that others take notice.

Maaaaaan, all these fools shooting at each other lately.

No one gives a shit about them so they all gangsterbate one another to make people be scared of them.

gangsterbate by GReddyTalon March 30, 2021

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Magasterbate

Self pleasuring yourself with pictures of Elon Musk and Donald Trump with muscular bodies or in Roman gladiator garb.

Are you masterbateing to pictures of Trump dressed up like a gladiator? Way to Magasterbate you freak....

Magasterbate by ThePickledWillie February 23, 2025

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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dunzo

Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.

This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)

dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004

Word of the Day on June 20, 2026

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ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.

"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"

ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004

Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

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