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Maffew
Considered a god in some religions, Maffew is honoured and feared by the few who know of his existence. Known only by the fearsome mole on his right cheek, Maffew strikes fear into the hearts of all his adversaries. The only known god to still be living on the planet today. Followers call their religion Maffewism.
Maffew by cheeseylol September 22, 2009
joseph maffei
joseph maffei by Baby Blake February 3, 2017
maffoo
An etremely banterous and sexual specimen who specialises in not only getting pussay 24/7, but assisting goals.
Peasant 1: Wow, look at these passes! I wish I could assist like him, the sexy brick shithouse of a hero.
Peasant 2: Maffoo with the assist.
Peasant 2: Maffoo with the assist.
maffoo by Maffoo with the asisst May 4, 2015
Maffoof
Someone completely amazing, perfect and who you can totally trust, and who makes you really happy all the time. Somebody who cares about you and who you would do anything for. Someone you love.
Person1: Wow! You two are so perfect for each other...
Person2: Yeah... he's my Maffoof.
=)
Randomer1: *points* Look! Those stars are so nice.
Randomer2: Yeah, me and my Maffoof were looking at them last night.
Randomer1: Awwww. Bless!
Person2: Yeah... he's my Maffoof.
=)
Randomer1: *points* Look! Those stars are so nice.
Randomer2: Yeah, me and my Maffoof were looking at them last night.
Randomer1: Awwww. Bless!
Maffoof by PrincessPickle December 10, 2008
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