Maffeo 

Maffeo is a very rare shameless breed of wild bear found in forests in Asia. He has the best smile, looks highly adorable, and has an attractive body. Some people may mistake him to be slutty because of his good looks but he is just a sex icon.

A: Oh my god, he looks cute and yummy.
B: He must be a Maffeo.

Maffeo by gg99gg November 22, 2021

maffew 

Cute way of saying 'Matthew'

My 2 year old daughter calls him maffew

maffew by falcococo July 22, 2009

Maffew 

Considered a god in some religions, Maffew is honoured and feared by the few who know of his existence. Known only by the fearsome mole on his right cheek, Maffew strikes fear into the hearts of all his adversaries. The only known god to still be living on the planet today. Followers call their religion Maffewism.

1. OMG I just saw a guy with a mole on his right cheek! It could be Maffew!
2. MAFFEW!

Maffew by cheeseylol September 22, 2009

joseph maffei 

Floppy haired old guy who likes rolled up sleeves and social Studies

Are you trying to act like Joseph Maffei

joseph maffei by Baby Blake February 3, 2017

maffoo

An etremely banterous and sexual specimen who specialises in not only getting pussay 24/7, but assisting goals.

Peasant 1: Wow, look at these passes! I wish I could assist like him, the sexy brick shithouse of a hero.
Peasant 2: Maffoo with the assist.

maffoo by Maffoo with the asisst May 4, 2015

Maffoof 

Someone completely amazing, perfect and who you can totally trust, and who makes you really happy all the time. Somebody who cares about you and who you would do anything for. Someone you love.

Person1: Wow! You two are so perfect for each other...
Person2: Yeah... he's my Maffoof.
=)

Randomer1: *points* Look! Those stars are so nice.
Randomer2: Yeah, me and my Maffoof were looking at them last night.
Randomer1: Awwww. Bless!

Maffoof by PrincessPickle December 10, 2008

maffey 

adjective: refers to a man who imagines he is sexually attractive.

Fred thinks he's Heath Ledger, or Josh Hartnett, but he's really just maffey.

maffey by Bai Ren December 27, 2003