Maffoof 

Someone completely amazing, perfect and who you can totally trust, and who makes you really happy all the time. Somebody who cares about you and who you would do anything for. Someone you love.

Person1: Wow! You two are so perfect for each other...
Person2: Yeah... he's my Maffoof.
=)

Randomer1: *points* Look! Those stars are so nice.
Randomer2: Yeah, me and my Maffoof were looking at them last night.
Randomer1: Awwww. Bless!

Maffoof by PrincessPickle December 10, 2008

Mafoofin' 

That one guy we all know who lacks consistency in the deodorant department and smells more like an onion patch rather than a whiff of roses.

Yo man, someone be mafoofin' up in this joint

Mafoofin' by jinglejew June 3, 2013

maffoo

An etremely banterous and sexual specimen who specialises in not only getting pussay 24/7, but assisting goals.

Peasant 1: Wow, look at these passes! I wish I could assist like him, the sexy brick shithouse of a hero.
Peasant 2: Maffoo with the assist.

maffoo by Maffoo with the asisst May 4, 2015