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maffew

Cute way of saying 'Matthew'
My 2 year old daughter calls him maffew
by falcococo July 22, 2009
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Maffew

Considered a god in some religions, Maffew is honoured and feared by the few who know of his existence. Known only by the fearsome mole on his right cheek, Maffew strikes fear into the hearts of all his adversaries. The only known god to still be living on the planet today. Followers call their religion Maffewism.
1. OMG I just saw a guy with a mole on his right cheek! It could be Maffew!
2. MAFFEW!
by cheeseylol September 22, 2009
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Maffew

Small little play boi who wears a red jacket frequently.

Cold Fruit Soup Eater, Canada Enthusiast, Gay Pride My Dude
Person 1; It's Maffew! @>@
Person 2; Why are you like this?
Person 1; MAFFEW
by ateyourmom April 25, 2019
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Maffew

nickname for "matthew" that some furry fucks came up with. please just call me matt im begging you
"i hate these furrys, they started calling me maffew instead of my name"
by ifuckmyxbox May 10, 2019
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maffyew

a term of endearment for those named "matthew"

these people usually listen to rap music and may pretend to be of african american origin even though they may not actually be black.

these people also like to sleep during inappropriate hours.
A: I really hope Maffyew comes to my tennis match!

B: come on, he's probably asleep.

A: yo i'ma be mad tight if dat shit doesn't download. it's takin a minute shiiiit

B: come on maffyew, you're spanish not colored.
by thicknessZzZ November 6, 2010
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joseph maffei

Floppy haired old guy who likes rolled up sleeves and social Studies
Are you trying to act like Joseph Maffei
by Baby Blake February 3, 2017
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Maffrew

When kids in your school try to act Asian and they will say Maffrew instead of Matthew.
"Harro, Maffrew."
by MB1814 December 28, 2011
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