A madvent or madventing is when you're venting but specifically when you’re mad. When you're so angry at something or someone & you need to let it out by talking about it.
A delusional state brought on by prolonged exposure to the AMC series Mad Men so much so that it skews one's view of what is and what is not acceptable behavior in the workplace or in the home.
When Ben walked into work today, his office assistant Kathy asked him if he needed any coffee. He tossed his trench coat on her desk, slapped her ass, and told her to make him a drink. He was later summoned by Nancy in Human Resources and was subsequently suspended for madmentia, which had just been added to the codes of conduct due to the show's success.
A manly adventure, which women cannot partake in, taken on by only the manliest of men (see A.M.M.) which most often includes guns, sharp objects, power tools (though hand-tools are manlier), gas guzzling automobiles, other forms of manly gas powered transportation (see alternate definition of MANventure), pirate maps, AC/DC, sandwiches (made only by women), and an extremely detailed plan that is almost certain to fail. Protocol says an alternate plan is to be promptly made up on the spot no matter how ridiculous, difficult, illegal, or unlikely to be accomplished it may be.
Dude, let's take my home-made submarine across the Pacific Ocean and hunt whales with my buck knife. It'll be a MANventure.
1. an adventure characterized by manliness or extreme masculinity.
2. an epic journey only undertaken by men, or very masculine women.
3. a strenuous task which only individuals naturally equipped with a legitimate, large penis can endure.
"Hey, want to invite Alfred on our manventure through the jungle?"
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An adventure of extreme nature, can be applied to any adventure whereby a normal person would consider you to be mad for partaking in the said activity. ie An adventure such Mountain Biking in the pouring rain at 4 in the morning
Brendan: The ride got a bit insane back there when it stated pouring down and that fox was chasing us.
Steff: It did indeed, it was a bit of a Madventure
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!