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madmentia 

A delusional state brought on by prolonged exposure to the AMC series Mad Men so much so that it skews one's view of what is and what is not acceptable behavior in the workplace or in the home.
When Ben walked into work today, his office assistant Kathy asked him if he needed any coffee. He tossed his trench coat on her desk, slapped her ass, and told her to make him a drink. He was later summoned by Nancy in Human Resources and was subsequently suspended for madmentia, which had just been added to the codes of conduct due to the show's success.
madmentia by The West September 22, 2009
Words you can keep

madmaniacgamer 

A maniac who is mad and plays games
Look! There is the famous madmaniacgamer
madmaniacgamer by Lightning? October 1, 2021

maidmentalist

Someone who advocates rape on the basis that masochism is the origin of feminine desire
That bloke was wearing a t-shirt saying "Calm down luv, lets not turn this rape into a murder!" What a maidmentalist!
maidmentalist by Sid Maid August 20, 2006
mixture of pregnancy/mom brain causing you to forget everything every few minutes
“hi my name is Alicia

“hi Lisa, I’m sorry i have momentia”
momentia by Angeleen January 5, 2022

modementia 

Modementia is the state of having a fucked-up modem.
I was getting signed off like crazy, I had modementia.
modementia by Matthew Pryce July 11, 2006

Maddenial 

The act of playing Madden football the day after the Super Bowl to fool yourself into thinking the season isn't over
Jeff's been playing that game all day. He's totally in Maddenial.
Maddenial by ReefrSoutherlnd February 9, 2010
Sending a meme back to the person who sent it to you because you can't keep track of who sent what any more.
"Yeah, buddy, I sent the "Let's Go Brandon" meme to you three days ago." "Sorry, I am suffering from early onset mementia."
mementia by E. Guido Soda November 4, 2021
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
Word of the Day on September 8, 2026
Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026
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