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A term coined by Berkeley Dienes in 2018- it means when you need to let off anger through masturbation.
ā€œJake had to madsturbate after hearing that his friend was talking to a thot.ā€
by Shiiiiiii June 02, 2018
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
by Gypsiehood97 December 30, 2017
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To be so angry that when you do your daily masturbating, you pound your testicles so that you ejac. blood. Originating in Germany.
After I was fired I just had to Madsturbate that night and my wife got a little bloody.
by WEINERDESTORIER69 May 27, 2015
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