1. A man who likes his mother fuckin' Empanadas , burritos, enchiladas, quesadills, and basically anything with meat, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in a tortilla.
2. Macio is that drunk Dominican guy on the side of the road that asks you for a ride back to the ghetto at 2 A.M. after a long night at the
bar with his essays. He is often succeptable to being egged and jumped, as well as yelled at out of a
car window, because his drunk ass is walking
home instead of getting a ride
home. (Caution: he
may be armed with an weapon, but his aiming is hindered by his severe drunken state; almost at the point of alcohol poisioning)