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1. A man who likes his mother fuckin' Empanadas , burritos, enchiladas, quesadills, and basically anything with meat, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in a tortilla.

2. Macio is that drunk Dominican guy on the side of the road that asks you for a ride back to the ghetto at 2 A.M. after a long night at the bar with his essays. He is often succeptable to being egged and jumped, as well as yelled at out of a car window, because his drunk ass is walking home instead of getting a ride home. (Caution: he may be armed with an weapon, but his aiming is hindered by his severe drunken state; almost at the point of alcohol poisioning)
That Macio is awesome.

Macio loves his Dominican essays
Macio by Zac'kira May 14, 2015
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macio man 

a really sweet guy who has had a bad past and loves a girl with all his heart
hes a real macio man
macio man by mman8 February 24, 2010

macio move 

spamming a message chat with screenshots from Pinterest, Facebook, or other social networks with such high quality content.

These screenshots usually consist of the renowned good-morning-coffee; however, they can contain political jokes, boomer humour, good-night wishing, etc.
friend 1:It's only 8 AM! Why do you already have 11 unread messages on WhatsApp?

friend 2:Shit! I guess my grandma pulled a macio move on me.
macio move by oniondessert November 13, 2021

MacDoesit 

A sassy, gay, FABULOUS, black, depressed, Youtuber who milks youtube-money and views off anti-gay agenda spewing shit BECAUSE HE'S GAY
MacDoesit is gay.

Have you watched MacDoesit?
I subscribed to MacDoesit because I'm gay!
MacDoesit by I'm a mistake October 30, 2018

Super Macho Man

That motherfucker from California, who steals your bitch.
Super Macho Man released the bogus all up in my girl's ass.

Macho-Jude 

1. A characteristic given to individuals who are kick-ass
2. Any individual who is so awesome that words cannot describe, Of which the greatest is Chuck Norris.
Antonyms: Buttcrack, Shart-Monster
*Note: Jude is not related to Judism.
Person 1: That guy is so Macho-Jude he kicked my ass just by looking at me.

Person 1: Ewww, that guy is so not Macho-Jude. He's more of a buttcrack.
Macho-Jude by bumkinofdoom June 5, 2011