1. A man who likes his mother fuckin' Empanadas , burritos, enchiladas, quesadills, and basically anything with meat, cheese, and vegetables wrapped in a tortilla.
2. Macio is that drunk Dominican guy on the side of the road that asks you for a ride back to the ghetto at 2 A.M. after a long night at the bar with his essays. He is often succeptable to being egged and jumped, as well as yelled at out of a car window, because his drunk ass is walking home instead of getting a ride home. (Caution: he may be armed with an weapon, but his aiming is hindered by his severe drunken state; almost at the point of alcohol poisioning)
spamming a message chat with screenshots from Pinterest, Facebook, or other social networks with such high quality content.
These screenshots usually consist of the renowned good-morning-coffee; however, they can contain political jokes, boomer humour, good-night wishing, etc.
friend 1:It's only 8 AM! Why do you already have 11 unread messages on WhatsApp?
friend 2:Shit! I guess my grandma pulled a macio move on me.
1. A characteristic given to individuals who are kick-ass
2. Any individual who is so awesome that words cannot describe, Of which the greatest is Chuck Norris.
Antonyms: Buttcrack, Shart-Monster
*Note: Jude is not related to Judism.
Person 1: That guy is so Macho-Jude he kicked my ass just by looking at me.
Person 1: Ewww, that guy is so not Macho-Jude. He's more of a buttcrack.