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kos-mashang

"kos" is the slang Persian word for "vagina", and "mashang" is the informal Persian for "eccentric"/"stupid"/"wacko". "kos-mashang" /k(something between schwa and c:)s mashang/ is a person who is easily cheated or abused; is a freak who is completely unpredictable and is capable of doing any strange thing like flying a kite out of his/her ass, for instance; has completely no clue of what is going on. The English equivalents for "kos-mashang" can be "a jackass", "a douche-bag", "a sucker", "a freak", or maybe a "dork"/"geek".
"Kos-mashango nigash kon. Bejaye inke sandalisho bekeshe jolo dare Piano ro mikeshe tarafe khodesh."
English: "Look at the douche-bag! Instead of moving the stool closer to the Piano, he is pushing the Piano closer to the stool."

A:"In dadashet chera injoori bood? Hamash dasht darmourede sookht sohbat mikard."
B: "Velesh kon, baba. Kos-mashange."
English: A:"Why was your brother like that? All the time he was talking about fuel." B:"Don't worry about it, he is a geek."

"Be oon dadashe kos-mashangetam salam beresoon."
English: "Say hello to that jackass brother of yours too."
kos-mashang by Persian Headbanger January 29, 2010

kos mashang

how many times do I have to say that your sister is my sister, too? don't insult me kos mashang.
kos mashang by Edward the first August 15, 2018

mormon mashing 

When a Mormon girl mounts you and proceeds to dry hump; believing that this action is the equivalent of intercourse, but really it ends with her mashing your nuts into peanut butter through 5 layers of clothing. You'd be lucky to walk away with blue balls
John thought he would get lucky on his trip to Utah, but as she got on top he was soon overtaken by intense Mormon Mashing; after hours of ball mashing, he would only be told that she had to get to bed in time for church leaving him with a sore sack and a limp.
mormon mashing by NotJoeSmith November 16, 2014

mashing keyboards 

The act of participating in "cyber-sex", that is the depiction of sexual content through the medium of a typed conversation on an internet chat room or online role-playing game. A very common occurrence in MUDs or anonymous chat sites, roleplaying as a person other than oneself is expected though not strictly mandatory. Masturbation involving one or both parties during the event is not unexpected.

While performed inside of online roleplaying games, it is not uncommon for the player characters to form a relationship within which the characters routinely cyber-sex each other as if they were in a "real life" relationship.

Many times in these relationships the players behind the characters will form emotional romantic bonds, possibly culminating in a romantic relationship outside of their cyber-sex medium. Just as often however are people fully capable of forming zero emotional connection with their online partners, even despite the heavy romance between their characters.
I logged on like it was going to be a normal day but when I saw my character's wife just crafted a new sexy dress we started mashing keyboards like there was no tomorrow.
mashing keyboards by Papa Dwarf September 4, 2016

Mashing the pad 

Mashing the pad is pushing all of the buttons on an apartment door bell pannel to get buzzed in.
Bob forgot Sue's apartment number so he ended up mashing the pad to get buzzed in.
Mashing the pad by Dog-in-the-boxx November 15, 2009

Mashing the castle towers 

"Man those two guys are definitely butt buddies." "Nah man I bet they are just mashing the castle towers"