manhang

When a dude is so drunk that he must rely on "hanging" onto the shoulders of others to stand up. The manhang can come in either a single or double version, depending on the number of shoulders being used. The double manhang can sometimes result in a body to ground angle of 45 degrees if done properly.

I saw Mike pull off the double manhang last night after a long nine holes of golf. I swear he blacked out when he started talking about indians and hot coworkers.

by Patrick Swayze's Mullet November 9, 2009

Malibu Manhandler

A physical game of speed and treachery, where two contestants attempt to be the first to pull the underwear off of the other, the winner becomes the master for the night.

Sometimes a match starts in the Greco-Roman wrestling position.

After a long day of fishing , drinking beer and a few grape vodkas, Cutter and I played a game of "Malibu Manhandler" to decide who was going to pitch and who was catching last night.

by The Big Bag May 24, 2009

manfangled

When you are sleeping in bed and the blanket is in disarray or all bunched up on the bed.

Last night in bed I could not get comfortable because the blanket was all manfangled.

by Richard K. December 9, 2008

Manhandle

To physically dominate someone roughly and forcefully

Did you see the fight last night? Aaliyah manhandled James so badly, James is now in the Hospital.

by Arnold Armitage April 15, 2019

manhands

An otherwise normal woman with large, masculine hands.

Jerry: She had manhands.
Elaine: Man, hands?
Jerry: The hands of a man. Like a creature out of Greek mythology. She was part human, part horrible beast.

by odesseyandoracle October 6, 2003

Manhandle the Salami

N. To masturbate or the act of receiving a hand job.

"All girls want to do is manhandle the salami, whatever happened to giving up some neck."

by keifermail July 12, 2009

manangilated

1. A state or condition described as extremely fucked up.

2. A combination of the words mangled and annihilated with a twist.

Man 1: Did you see Jimmy try to make that jump over those twenty seven cars?
Man 2: Yea man, the crash was amazing but his bike is totally manangilated.

by Locker June 16, 2007