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mother mucker 

When you want to call someone a mother fucker, but don't want to get in trouble.

Origin:
In Texas Hold'em, you can fold your hand and throw your cards into the "muck". Now imagine someone does that to a mom. Pretty messed up.
"Hey why do I not get a raise this year? I'm outta here you mother mucker"

"Oh this mother mucker just cut in front of me."

Barn Mucker 

An Individual who participates and thoroughly enjoys performing oral sex on females.
1) We're all Barn Muckers here
2) That Eddie is a damn fine Barn Mucker.
3) See all those beauty guys right there? Barn Muckers for sure.
Barn Mucker by Blackhawkz11 November 18, 2010
A situation (typically intimate) that one knows is nasty but just cant resist. Similar to words: gonna have to and it be like that sometimes
“Damn Keeks what was this muckery that went down in my guest bedroom?”
-*Clicks* “It was the muckiest of muckery”
Muckery by Tupac Shakurac October 29, 2018
a term used by the irish for friend
alright mucker?
mucker by mck April 23, 2003

Barn Mucker 

Someone who enjoys having sex with the elderly.
You are such a barn mucker, stop fishing for hoes at the bingo hall!
Barn Mucker by Schlongdong69 January 16, 2019
West Belfast term for friend or companion; can also be a term of endearment.
'Well mucker what about ye?'
mucker by Smickers March 30, 2004